I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 34 YEARS!!!! I HAVE THE FIGURE OF AN ELDERLY MARY-KATE OLSEN, WITH CURVES TO BOOT! I HAVE LOVELY GRANDCHILDREN WHO ARE CELEBRITIES! I ALWAYS SEE THEM ON TV... AT LEAST I THINK THAT'S THEM, MY VISION IS NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE. WAIT, DO I HAVE GRANDCHILDREN? I GUESS NOT, YOU NEED FOR THOSE. BUT LISTEN TO ME GO... ENOUGH OF THE PLESANTRIES, LET'S GET TO WHAT WE'RE ALL HERE FOR... NUDITY
My Ideal Person
I JUST WANT SOME ACTION!!!!! LOOKING FOR A BRANDO-ESQUE GENTLEMEN, WHO IS A SENIOR CITIZEN ON THE STREETS AND A FREAK IN THE BED!!!!!!
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