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BEWARE THE WRATH OF THE DISPLACED POLAR BEAR The Borowitz Report.... The day after the White House took steps to weaken the Endangered Species Act, an irate polar bear has demanded a meeting with Donald J. Trump. The bear, was described as “livid” by his spokesperson, has already begun his journey from the Arctic Washington to express his deep dissatisfaction with Trump. “He has been ravenously hungry because of the destruction of his habitat,” the bear’s spokesperson said. “The latest news about the Endangered Species Act has not improved his mood.” Although it is unclear whether a -on- meeting between Trump and the aggrieved bear will occur, a new poll indicates that a broad majority of Americans would strongly favor such a meeting. The White House has, so far, issued no response the bear’s request, but the Vice-President, Mike Pence, has already refused a -on- meeting with a polar bear. |
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 Funny!   Trust in dreams, for in them is hidden the gate to eternity.(Khalil Gibran)
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VERY UNLIKELY THE MEETING WILL TAKE PLACE, CERTAIN PERSONS REFUSE TO ADMIT HOW DANGEROUS THE SITUATION IS.
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Fortunately, most polar bears prefer hanging around Canada. Maple Syrup and Canadian Bacon are much tastier than United States politicians.
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Very funny Sparkle...... 
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