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Abelle2 83F
3603 posts
5/3/2018 5:16 pm

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3/21/2019 6:31 pm

Dan your phart joke reminded me of a little ditty

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Abelle2 83F
31237 posts
5/3/2018 5:17 pm

Ok, a comment..........

Piddiful that we have to do that


Hawkslayer 88M
13340 posts
5/3/2018 5:49 pm

Too True My Dear, and I can confirm that you are an expert in all of them. Especially first thing in the morning, when nature calls!!

It only takes a drop of ink to make a million people think. There are many stories.


Abelle2 83F
31237 posts
5/3/2018 6:03 pm

    Quoting Hawkslayer:
    Too True My Dear, and I can confirm that you are an expert in all of them. Especially first thing in the morning, when nature calls!!
TMI dear, way too much TMI!!!!

Psst, it is him doing it and he is hard of hearing


MrsJoe 76F
17411 posts
5/3/2018 6:33 pm

Phew, Ann. This blog stinks! It needs some VIPOO, or Poopouri.

Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.


Rocketship 80F
18587 posts
5/4/2018 5:33 am


Abelle2 83F
31237 posts
5/4/2018 7:29 am

Dan's are really funny.

I learned the one I posted from my Dad when I was a kid.

Maybe sitting on the wee pot when I was a wee tot


MrsJoe 76F
17411 posts
5/4/2018 8:08 am

Here's one I saw on the wall in the bathroom stall at the bowling alley.
"Here I sit, all broken hearted.
Came to sh.t but only farted."


Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.


Abelle2 83F
31237 posts
5/4/2018 8:28 am

    Quoting MrsJoe:
    Here's one I saw on the wall in the bathroom stall at the bowling alley.
    "Here I sit, all broken hearted.
    Came to sh.t but only farted."
That is always a disappointment

I also saw that on a bathroom wall and still remember it and laugh.