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StillHaveIt2007 79M
169 posts
5/31/2015 7:43 am
a domestic disturbance chuckle

Two police officers, responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired, arrived on the scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their desk sergeant.

"Hello, Sarge?"

"Yes."

"It looks like we have a homicide here."

"What happened?"

"A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."

"Have you placed her under arrest?"

"No sir. The floor is still wet."

frenchsalsa2 77F
7809 posts
5/31/2015 10:43 am

 Saw this in an email yesterday, too funny LOL


shuel2002 65F
5537 posts
5/31/2015 7:54 pm

 Smart cops.
Elaine Shuel




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