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dinty3 80M
530 posts
3/24/2020 8:07 am
Got milk?


A woman comes home from seeing her doctor for a Psoriatic skin condition.

Well what did the doctor say. Her husband asks.

He said I should take a weekly bath in milk. She says.

Pasteurize. He asks.

Nope, just up to my boobs. She replies.


MrsJoe 76F
17384 posts
3/24/2020 8:56 am

ROFL..... Yep, that past your eye milk would make it kind of hard to breathe!
Great to see you back.


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dinty3 80M
3364 posts
3/24/2020 8:11 am

With a straw she could make it into a bubble bath.