Blog : SEENAGERS

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1/25/2018 9:48 am

SEENAGERS

This is not a cut and paste, but it is a copy of a note off the bulletin board at work. You may relate to parts of it. I have no idea who wrote it.

SEENAGERS:

I just diovered my age group! I am a Seenager. (Senior )

I have everything that I wanted as a , only 50-60 later.

I don't have to go to hool or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad.

I don't have a curfew.

I get to sleep in if I want to.

I have a driver's license and my own car.

I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.

The people I hang around with are not ared of getting pregnant, they aren't ared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be ared?

And I don't have acne.

Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a seenager.

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.

People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to re facts because they have more information in their brains.

ientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.

Also older people often go to another room to get someting and when thy get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.

SO THERE!!

I have friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.

Robyn363 83F