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dinty3 80M
532 posts
3/17/2012 9:31 am
Ann gets Alfie


Ann and Alfie were sitting in the living room and Alfie said to Ann, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

With that, Ann got up, gave Alfie a smile, then unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

Happy St Patric's Day folks.

Hawkslayer 88M
13369 posts
3/17/2012 4:30 pm

    Quoting Abelle2:
    Yup I did.......boy was he ticked off...sorta like saying pizzed off.

    I laughed out loud at this!

    Happy St. Patrick's Day to you!!!
Man.... How do I respond to this one. I guess I could say that I was drunk when I took to you and now there is no beer I will most likely sober up and ask myself what the heck I was doing. But of course, I'm too much of a gentleman to even suggest anything like that, aren't I guys?

Alfie...

It only takes a drop of ink to make a million people think. There are many stories.


spiritwoman45

3/17/2012 3:19 pm

Good one.

Spiritwoman ^i^


Abelle2 83F
31257 posts
3/17/2012 3:16 pm

Yup I did.......boy was he ticked off...sorta like saying pizzed off.

I laughed out loud at this!

Happy St. Patrick's Day to you!!!


anzalady 95F

3/17/2012 10:17 am

lol lol good one.