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wonderious 69F
382 posts
10/6/2014 5:34 pm
Aussie Muster Wedding


The Wedding

I will start with a little bit of information about the state emblems before we commence the ceremony

Suze is from Western Australia and the animal is the Numbat, the flower is red and green kangaroo paw.

Den is from Queensland and the animal is the Koala, the flower is Cooktown orchid.

So the sleepy old Koala and the delicate little numbat had been chatting for a while and getting to know each other, one day they decided that they would put their Kangaroo paw and orchid together and create their very own special garden……which brings us to the ceremony.

Could the flower girl please hold Suze’s flowers and the best man please hold the groom? Suze and Den please face each other and hold hands while we say the vows.

Suze repeat after me: I Suze promise to, tolerate Den’s lazy ass, when he sleeps, after gorging on eucalyptus leaves. And I promise, to prevent him falling from his sleepy perch, by scratching his butt before he climbs his eucalypt tree.

Den repeat after me: I Den promise to, only climb eucalyptus trees that have, plenty of dead wood and undergrowth around them, to provide a good home for Suze. And I promise, to prevent Suze from doing anything, other than sticking out her long tongue, by scratching and foraging, for the best termite nests to provide food for her.

Suze do you take this Koala to help you spread the population of kangaroo paws?
Den do you take this Numbat to help you spread the population of Orchids?

By the power vested in me by myself I now pronounce you Mr and Mrs, you may now go forth, scratch butts, stick out your tongue and plant flowers.

wonderious 69F
2024 posts
10/6/2014 5:39 pm

 Hope this second attempt works for me..


Rocketship 81F
19001 posts
10/7/2014 7:51 am

 Absolutely hilarious!!!

Great blog!!!


akamatt 81F
4205 posts
10/7/2014 9:49 am

 I wish I'd been there to attend this very unusual wedding! What a hoot!


wonderious 69F
2024 posts
10/9/2014 3:12 pm

 It was lots of fun In Coffs Harbour with a great group of people, the wedding was only 1 highlight of our weekend. Thanks to everyone who visited my blog, I hope it gave you all a laugh.




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