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jiminycricket1 74M
5533 posts
1/6/2018 3:15 am
Dear Investor II


DANG ME
Well, here I sat high, getting ideas.
I ain't nothing but a fool to live like this.
Out all night, and running wild,
Woman sitting home...acting like a .
So:

So Ban me, Ban me
You ought to take a Belt and Tan me.
Tan me from the highest treeeeeeee,
Woman would you weep for meeeeeee

***********

I ain't good enough, I ain't smart enough
And doggone it..
People don't like me!

***********

"I Feel Lucky"

Well I woke up this morning stumbled out of my rack
I opened up the paper to the page in the back
It only took a minute for my finger to find
My daily dose of destiny, under my sign
My eyes just about popped out of my head
It said "the stars are stacked against you boy, get back in bed"

I feel lucky, I feel lucky, yeah
No Professor Doom gonna stand in my way
Mmmmm, I feel lucky today

Well I strolled down to the corner, gave my numbers to the clerk
The pot's eleven million so I called in sick to work
I bought a pack of Camels, a burrito and a Barq's
Crossed against the light, made a beeline for the park
The sky began to thunder, wind began to moan
I heard a voice above me saying, "boy, you better get back home"


jiminycricket1 74M
13732 posts
1/6/2018 3:32 am

Geez, i woke up this morning, with voices in my head!

Last night I had dinner with my friend Al.....I was choking.....He gave me a Heimlich maneuver

So this morning..... I blame this feeling on Al'sheimlich.


dinty3 80M
3364 posts
1/6/2018 6:06 am

Good parody there Jiminy, recognized them all, must give a listen to them, thanks.


jiminycricket1 74M
13732 posts
1/6/2018 7:55 am

    Quoting  :

When I comment on someone else blog.. I try not to be too offensive..... more an attempt at humor with purpose.. maybe i'm not very good at it.. but on someones else's blog.. I at least try.

I'm not sorry for what I wrote about investor on my blog.... I'm sorry for investor's response to my blog... she exposed herself as someone who doesn't like to be confronted by the "little" people... kind of ironic don't you think?.. Especially when she's writing on a confrontationalist's blog..... it would have been okay on her blog... but not okay on mine
All bets are off when someone enters my blog....


jiminycricket1 74M
13732 posts
1/6/2018 7:58 am

    Quoting dinty3:
    Good parody there Jiminy, recognized them all, must give a listen to them, thanks.
Thank you... I liked writing it.. too.


MrsJoe 76F
17488 posts
1/6/2018 9:37 am

Oh my, JC..... am I to assume you are one of the "low class dirty old men" I just read about in a headline? Hmmmm, actually, I like it when "I have friends in low places........."
I am just chuckling about the whole thing..... first we have an inconsequential, occasional blogger whose blogs are cut and paste and get few comments at all. If she does and doesn't like the comment, that person gets blocked. No big deal, right?
The fewer people who can read a blog, the less attention it can get, so the next step is to flood the blogs. Ahhhh, this got a response by a blogger talking about blog hogs and gave her the attention she obviously craved.
But then her vitriolic comments, demeaning the male bloggers here show a little more about her than she realized. By her bragging comments of scores of "high class" men she dates, she appears to be saying she is a high class call girl..... or so it does appear.
Her comments about money make it seem that she believes she is far above us average folks....... which makes me think perhaps it is all made up. Why would any truly wealthy person want to spend time blogging among a bunch of low lifes that she considers beneath her status? Money certainly does not determine a persons wealth.
Those who brag about money and class, often have neither.


Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.


sparkleflit 76F
10271 posts
1/6/2018 2:12 pm

    Quoting MrsJoe:
    Oh my, JC..... am I to assume you are one of the "low class dirty old men" I just read about in a headline? Hmmmm, actually, I like it when "I have friends in low places........."
    I am just chuckling about the whole thing..... first we have an inconsequential, occasional blogger whose blogs are cut and paste and get few comments at all. If she does and doesn't like the comment, that person gets blocked. No big deal, right?
    The fewer people who can read a blog, the less attention it can get, so the next step is to flood the blogs. Ahhhh, this got a response by a blogger talking about blog hogs and gave her the attention she obviously craved.
    But then her vitriolic comments, demeaning the male bloggers here show a little more about her than she realized. By her bragging comments of scores of "high class" men she dates, she appears to be saying she is a high class call girl..... or so it does appear.
    Her comments about money make it seem that she believes she is far above us average folks....... which makes me think perhaps it is all made up. Why would any truly wealthy person want to spend time blogging among a bunch of low lifes that she considers beneath her status? Money certainly does not determine a persons wealth.
    Those who brag about money and class, often have neither.
"Those who brag about money and class, often have neither.".......I wonder why you have never expressed that sentiment when Liszt has accused others as having no class, or low class.....