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Jes4now 66F
4133 posts
7/31/2007 3:55 am

Last Read:
8/3/2007 4:10 am
Diet.. Diet.. Diet.. and yet another Diet... (today
BEST diet story!!

I was in Walmart buying a large bag of Purina for my and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked me if I had a dog...DUHHHH

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO and that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because
I ended up in the hospital the last time. BUT, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of
most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was
totally buying it.

I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.)

Horrified, she asked if something in the food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital.

I said, Oh NO!, I'd been sitting in the street licking my as..s when a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy in back of the line was going to have to be carried out.

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Find the humor each day holds.... Gina
Trisha16 72F

7/31/2007 12:25 pm

 I may have to buy some dog food the next time I go out JUST so I can tell this story! OMG LMAO!!!
Good one!
I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.


missioncontrol 78F

7/31/2007 1:25 pm

 Gina

So funny....I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face and tell a story like that.
Continuing on my diet, I purchased a jump rope yesterday..he he.

Girl we need to talk...I can't stop the inviting and its getting out of hand....helpppp meee Gina.

Love Yah
Linda
PS...CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN IN ST PETES IN OCT!!!!!!!!!!


I'm looking to the future and it's out of sight,
only in the end shall I take flight.


1942CLASSIC 83F

8/1/2007 1:43 pm

 Girl I have long enjoyed your writing but this was the best ever. Can't wait to meet you in St Pete! What a riot!
"I may not do great things, but I can do small things with great love." Mother Theresa




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