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Jes4now 66F
4133 posts
2/1/2007 7:25 pm

Last Read:
2/5/2007 6:46 pm

today's funny...

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger.

In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be
executed in three days.

Before I kill you, I grant you three requests.

What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds,

"I'd like to speak to my ."

The Chief nods and Silver is brought
before the Lone Ranger who whispers
in Silver's ear, and the gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.

"You have a very fine and loyal , but I will still kill you in two days.

What is your second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his . Silver is brought to him, and he again
whispers in the 's ear.

As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,

Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.

She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.

"You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.

"What is your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds,

"I'd like to speak to my ,....alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,

Listen very carefully

for....the....last....time,

I said.....

'BRING POSSE'


___________
Find the humor each day holds.... Gina


1942CLASSIC 83F

2/2/2007 9:12 am

Where DO you come up with all these???
So Funny Jes!

"I may not do great things, but I can do small things with great love." Mother Theresa


Jes4now replies on 2/2/2007 2:35 pm:
1942Classic..

This one came from a lady at work.. I get many from my Aunt in Chicago.. and others from friends..

I am glad I can share them here!!

Have a great day!