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Jes4now 66F
4133 posts
1/26/2007 5:46 pm

Last Read:
2/5/2007 6:48 pm

Today's funny.. **Warning*** Do not read if you get offended!!

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the
side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?

"He says, "OK, Get in the car with it.

"The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?

"He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

"But what about the smell?" said the wife.

"Just hold its little nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.
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Find the humor each day holds.... Gina


Abelle2 85F
31432 posts
1/26/2007 7:17 pm

Good one!! Ann


Jes4now replies on 1/27/2007 4:58 am:
Thanks Ann!

charmed53 73F

1/26/2007 7:26 pm

Oh my goodness.


Jes4now replies on 1/27/2007 4:58 am:
charmed..

sometimes.. they get the better of me.. lol

Maudie50 76F

1/27/2007 1:32 am

Very funny Gina You naughty girl.


Jes4now replies on 1/27/2007 4:51 am:
Maudie.. it made me chuckle!!

I couldn't help myself! lol...

stpaulcindy 71F

1/27/2007 9:09 am



ROFL...yep, guys better watch out when telling this one!