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Today's funny.. compliments of a friend! lol Not only did my friend send this to me.. he wanted to know which I relate to!! lol.. so my answers are in blue next to the ones... well kind of anyway!!! lol.. __________________________________________ 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having s.e.x in a twin bed is out of the question. (Depends on how wild we can get!)LOL 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. (What no wine!! and what about the cheese and grapes!! It goes with the wine!) 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. (Is this question for women? or men only?? Ohhh it means when the alarm goes off!)  5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. (The real question is would you dance to it?) 6. You watch the Weather Channel. (Ya know I live in Florida... how else would I know the high winds are coming?) 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. (Hmmm.. ok.. will someone help me with this one.. I never had 130 days vacation time! I knew I never worked at the right place!) 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# next door won't turn down the stereo. (LOL... Nevah! lol.. I'd join in the fun! Turn up MY music too! Hope they like Josh Groban!) 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling \bsexo?\b jokes around you. (Well.. I am a product of my family!! lol.. you tell me!) 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. (What happened to White Castles?) 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. (Nothing goes down in life.. well.. ok.. somethings.. but Insurance hasn't!) 14. You feed your Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. (Lack of Nuky Nuky makes my back hurt!) lol.. oops.. sorry I'll stay on track here.. 16. You take naps. (I did that as a baby too.. and your point?) 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. (I don't want him moving in with me! Come'on get with the program!) 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. (lol..never mind... ) 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. (lol.. well.. it's better than having the backache!) 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." (Wine.. did someone say Wine??) 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. (ohh.. you mean not one of those snack breakfast bars!) 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." (Ha! I carry a jug with me every day!) ohhh you didn't mean water.. 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. (this is work!) 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. (Why spend the gas.. stay home...) 25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?" (lol.. I never congratulated them.. lol.. ) Bonus: 26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals and friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it and do the same. Face it your just plain getting older!!! (So I shared it with all my SFF friends and family.. so there!  lol.. ) ___________ Find the humor each day holds.... Gina |
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1/22/2007 5:46 am |
No.19 hit me square in the eye..no eyes ..and number one,lets take hormone tablet,and grow our own.I think our mental health can definitely over rule our physical health.I only take vitamins,now my Doctor says they can kill me.Whats up Doc??/
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1/22/2007 6:07 am |
Jes, I don't relate to any of it so does that mean I am still to young to know?..............hahahahaa.........Mom Carol "Love One Another, As I Have Loved You" Luke 22:1-38; John 13
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1/22/2007 4:23 pm |
Number 12...I keep thinking a White Castle in California might do real well BUT there are none...Have to buy them over the net and have em shipped in!!Damm, I see a business opportunity..maybe... Number 2..Humm wild.. wild..oh thats what happens when you eat white castles on the first twin bed... Thanks for the memories for both items...
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