Blog : FRIDAY FUNNY

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8/23/2013 10:45 pm

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FRIDAY FUNNY

A man was traveling between West Palm Beach and Boca Raton the other day (south of Jupiter) in Florida, when a tire blew out on his car. Checking his spare, he found that it, too, was flat. His only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.

The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van.
He yelled out the window, “Need a lift?”

“Yes, I sure do,” the man replied.

“You a Republican or Democrat,” asked the old man.

“Republican,” he replied.

“Well, you can just go to Hell,” yelled the old man as he sped off.

Another guy stopped, rolled down the window,
and asked me the same question.

Again, he gave the same answer, “Republican.”

The driver gave me the finger and drove off.
The man thought it over and decided that
maybe he should change his strategy,
since this area seemed to be overly political,
and there appeared to be few Republicans.

The next car to stop was a red convertible
driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively
and asked if he was a Republican or Democrat.

“Democrat!” he shouted.

“Hop in!” replied the blonde.

Driving down the road, he couldn’t help but stare
at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to him,
the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts,
and a short skirt that continued to ride higher
and higher up her thighs.

Finally, he yelled, “Please stop the car.”

She immediately slammed on the brakes
and as soon as the car stopped, the man jumped out.

“What’s the matter?” she asked.

“I can’t take it anymore,” he replied. “I’ve only been a Democrat
for five minutes, and already I want to screw somebody.”