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Good one Dan! read this one yesterday.... Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes - $50.00. A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them, and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. At that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "Jesus Saves." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?" "Well, that's a little different," the officer said. "Their sign pertains to religion." A few hours later the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car. He figured he had an easy arrest��� until he read their new sign: Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.
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ROFL.................... Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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Good one Dan! read this one yesterday.... Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes - $50.00. A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them, and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. At that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "Jesus Saves." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?" "Well, that's a little different," the officer said. "Their sign pertains to religion." A few hours later the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car. He figured he had an easy arrest��� until he read their new sign: Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50. Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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I love the jokes people tell in here. An ornery bunch huh!
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