Reader beware!
1. I have a twisted sense of humor so my profile is a little different.
2. I don't talk or want to get to know married men. You want to talk to me get divorced.
3. If your profile doesn't say divorced, widowed, etc. then you are so married.
4. If my favorite shoes are older than you then you are way too young.
A long legged Southern Lady/Texas Woman, which can be a very confusing mixture to some men. It also means I'm well versed in the fine art of flirting Southern Style. Plus being very capable of loving and living life. I enjoy being a woman but at the same time I do have a brain...you want me, you have to earn me just as I would have to earn you.
I can go from jeans to formal wear in 30 minutes or less - it depends or whether or not I'm being 'pestered' while I'm putting on my stockings & garter belt.
Love being alive, fast cars, motorcycles, horseback riding, and men who know how to dance. No that wasn't an oxymoron. Love to dance, slow, sensual dances are wonderful. Fast dancing is great also.
If you can make it past my dogs then you stand a good chance with me. You don't like dogs, you're in big trouble. Love all kinds of pets, However! Snakes are not considered pets!!! You would have to be someone extremely special for me to be in the same house much less room with your boa, etc. Ewww, don't like snakes, funny (now) story behind that, talk about being up a tree...
Hmm, lets see - what else can I put? Hate to clean house but I will. Love to cook, read, sew, mess w/computers and other 'things'. Figure that one out for yourself. Learning how to use a sword, okay so I'm different. I also am re-learning how to belly dance so the two balance each other out.
I don't need a man to make my life complete, but it would be nice to have one in my life. Besides, I'm fond of men. I don't need to be some special place to have fun, just need someone special to have fun with.
In other words I'm basically a well balanced woman with curves in the right places, a working brain, well guarded by 2 large dogs and 2 small dogs that you have to befriend (get your mind out of the gutter boys) and I can walk, talk, and flirt all at the same time even through I was born a blonde. Oh, and I'm excessively honest. So don't ask if you don't really want to know. If you're brave enough to write, I will answer all messages eventually as I don't spend all my time on here, I'm too busy living to sit here 24/7 waiting.
My Ideal Person:
Someone who appreciates a "gr-ump" woman (takeoff on old Star Trek show) who loves life. Why do so many guys want a young'un?
What is the deal with the age cutoff at 53 or 55 on so many profiles? And the no picture deal? Don't try and tell me you're afraid someone will 'steal' your photo. Pull the other leg so they'll both match! Oh and just because you don't put married in your profile, if you don't mark it divorced, widowed, single then Sugar...You're So Married!
A man who isn't stuck on himself or his past loves. Doesn't want someone to take care of him for the rest of his life (I don't want to be his Mommy). But is a person I can care about. Someone I can talk with, not to-yes there is a difference. Someone that likes music, dogs, cars, dancing, going on short or long trips. Any control freaks, keep reading and you'll get the "point". Can pay his own bills. Not looking for a 'pretty boy'. Slightly twisted sense of humor would help or he'd lose his mind being around me. He doesn't mind if my skirts are short. I don't need to be defended thank you. Remember the sword? He has to know how to laugh! Shouldn't mind being teased (good teasing and teasing that can lead to really good things). So he should be able to pay attention once in a while to what I'm saying. I don't want a man who expects me to spend 24/7 with him. We should have some time to ourselves. Okay so I'm different, get over it.
I do not want to raise his kids. (Said I was honest)I'll befriend them and probably adore them, but I've already survived male puberty and that was enough. Would just like a man who can be a man without being pushy about it. Able to walk, talk, chew gum at the same time. Doesn't have to be checked to make sure his zipper is up when we leave the house, just your basic semi-nice guy. Not sure a Nice Guy could survive around me.
Oh one or two more things... (okay so I'm greedy) It would be nice if the parts that were there worked. MUST have a good sense of humor...didn't they use to use leeches to get rid of bad humors? Wonder if that really works? I guess basically a man who is romantic at heart, loving life to the fullest, comfortable in his skin, capable of caring, loves to laugh, and who doesn't yell, respects me, loyal, trustworthy (did say I was greedy) is all I'm looking for. Okay you can quit laughing now!
Favorite television shows:
The Unit, Dog the Bounty Hunter, CSI, Mysteries on PBS
Favorite films:
Harry Potter
Favorite musicians or bands:
Old Blind Dogs
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