My Ideal Person:
READ THIS OR DO NOT RESPOND OR EXPECT AN ANSWER. I am more than my pics, I have a brain. I am looking for friends, online first and maybe more. I'm not looking for anything meaningless or cyber. Please have a pic, I want to see your smile! Don't tell me what you want to do to me, we've never even met. Guaranteed you'll never get there if you do. Don't insult me by sending a single line thinking it will make me hop. Talk to me. If you wouldn't say it in front of your momma, don't say it to me. And please be able to spell. This sounds minor, but if you don't care to write a decent profile (which is a first and lasting impression) and don't have the savvy to use a Spellcheck, my opinion is that you probably won't make a good first date for me either. NO MARRIED MEN, NO MARRIED MEN, NO MARRIED MEN. This also goes for any attachment. I'm a nice lady who needs a few new friends (or maybe a partner in crime). Should be born on or near this planet but not currently in touch with the Mother Ship. Hair is optional, teeth are not (store bought or God-given). Parents should be no more closely related than second cousins. Should be height/weight proportional, not "as tall as wide". Also, "a few extra pounds" does not mean 50 or more. Please, no recent inmates need apply. I am very upbeat and looking for the same. Remember, the brain is the largest sex organ! My hobbies include dwarf tossing, bail jumping, swashbuckling and howling at the moon. I had to give up looting and pillaging though, I'm getting a bit old for that. I am recently relocated, so not looking for anything serious too soon. Write and see if we could be friends first. Remember, if you have the right partner, there are no tough times. Sharing cuts your sorrows in half but doubles your joy!
Smiling is very important to me, can you make me smile?