Severe junk food addiction ... so I redesigned the food pyramid by colors... the brown food group based on chocolate and steak, the orange food group based on Cheetos, the tan food group based on caffeinated beverages, and the red food group... Krispy Kreme red jelly donuts... I strive daily to maintain a hostile internal environment based on lard, fried dough, sugar, caffeine, powdered cheese product, and nicotine ..... no germs can live in here.... When I grow up I want to be unusual.
My motto: Make me one with Everything
My signature: I Doubt, therefore I Think I Am
My sign: Clearance Sale
To message this user you must:
1. Have a Harley (all my gear is Harley and you know the rulz...)
2. Have a current picture (mine are... play fair)
3. Smoke (tobacco only... or tolerate my vice)
4. Supply me with chocolates.... (c'mon ... )
5. NOT taking antidepressants .... (or needing to take them)
6. NOT obsessed with ex-girlfriend (....sheesh.... please hurry up and marry her and get divorced....)
7. Help me carry the groceries into the house... (grocery shopping not required)
8. Be able to install new windshield wipers and car radio ....
9. Prefer Tully's coffee... shun Starbucks ...
10. Hand me the Last jelly donut in the box ... smile... and mean it ...
Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet people who will support my culinary requirements, participate in or tolerate my nicotine addiction, appreciate sarong weather,Harley rides, swing dancing, and like to go shop-ping.
My Ideal Person:
I am looking for a person of integrity, good communicator, loyalty, respectful, sense of humor, and adventurous spirit, emotionally available, who believes in equality, partnership, discussion, and negotiation. Seeking friends first and let's see what develops....ultimately looking for a life partner.
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