I am sexy, witty, with a wicked sense of humour.
I love to laugh and make people laugh. I am a happy cheerful person, and yes, even in the morning. I have a ready smile for everyone, including those who do not like me. Why you might ask? Well darling, just to annoy the heck out of them.
I used to be RosePetals123 but I unknowingly entered a hostile territory and before I could say "What the..." KABOOM I was slapped with a 48-hr-ban and then SFF conveniently lost my profile RosePetals123.
I am definitely young at heart. Remember this song...
Fairy tales can come true
It can happen to you
If you're young at heart
I still have a lot of living to do, and I would like to share my life with you. So hold my hand, close your eyes, and together we are going to fly to the moon and play among the stars. Not very original, but so romantic, don't you think?
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My Ideal Person:
You are a romantic like me. That means you know the meaning of a single red rose.
You have a good sense of humour. That means you are able to laugh at my naughty jokes such as "Is that a gun in your pocket darling, or you're just happy to see me." (Mae West)
You think I am the sexiest woman alive, and you say "Angelina who???"
You must be able to financially support two people. I am poor. So you better be able to buy us dinner for two at McDonalds.
You must be smarter than me, which is not difficult to do as I am not the sharpest knife in the drawer. This means you should at least know who the Prime Minister of Canada is.
You must have good hygiene. A fresh out of the shower look and smell, almost always get lucky in my book... please note I said "almost always".
If you hit your finger with a hammer, you better not say "Ouch", say the "f" word if you must, I myself would likely say "schitt!!!"
And you never EVER forget Valentine's Day.
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