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Not a good day for Santa 12/7/2004 When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. <br> 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE EULOGY 11/28/2004 She married and had 13 . Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more . Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more . Alas, she finally died. Standing before he 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Wishing For 11/28/2004 A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man! "Over the next couple of months, he s 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pearly Gates 11/11/2004 Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season, " Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Games for Old People 10/21/2004 1. Sag, You're it 2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Doc Goose. 7. Simo 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Coming on Wrong Way? 10/1/2004 When viewing so many profiles. Many people talk about their sexual desires. Unless a person is looking only for an activity partener, I think that info should be kept private for the right person a 0 Comments, 167 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Lets lighten up with some humour!!!!!! 9/19/2004 There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. <br> This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes |
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