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WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY? 2/24/2006 Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. <br> Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there 0 Comments, 130 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Whole New Meaning to the English Language!! 2/14/2006 Here's a list of things that give a whole new meaning to the English Language: <br> 1. ARBITRATOR: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds. 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Old Lady 1/26/2006 I just couldn't stop laughing at this one I received today: <br> A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage >bags with her, one in each hand. There's a 0 Comments, 175 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Deep Love 12/6/2004 (This was sent to me long ago from someone very dear to me who has since passed on. So, since I've just located it once again, I would like to share it with all of you): <br> Deep Love 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Message in The Stars 12/6/2004 Message in The Stars <br> Can you read the stars shining very bright? Can you read the stars in the sky at night? Words in light that shine and twinkle with the sign. Words across th 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Twas The Night Before Christmas 12/6/2004 Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was p--sed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. <br> Miserable litttle brats, ungrateful litttle jerks. I have a good mind to scra 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HOW TRUE IT IS 12/6/2004 (A friend of mine passed this on to me and I felt it was so 'à propos' for this column...enjoy!) <br> <br> Another year has passed and we're all a little older. Last summer 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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First Date 12/1/2004 First date <br> We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. <br> This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Le 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Teach the 12/1/2004 I read this recently and just had to share with all of you..... <br> TEACH THE Just a week before Christmas I had a visitor. This is how it happened... <br> I just finished 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Positive Side of Life 11/26/2004 THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE: <br> Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. <br> How long a minute is depends on what side of the ba 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Poem to Share 11/26/2004 I just had to share this lovely poem I found among my personal treasures...from years gone by: <br> <br> She came along...like some sweet song..... And swept me off my feet. < 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Top Contributors! 11/26/2004 Congrats Margiesue, you do a marvellous job, I just can't keep up LOL! Hey, Kassr, you are beginning to climb up there too huh (as many others)? I truly enjoy reading these articles both here and i 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My Grandson 11/20/2004 (My late hubby wrote this for our grandson, the apple of his eye; he would always perk up when our little guy came into a room...and yes, he is missed!) <br> <br> My Grandson 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Tollbooth Humor! 11/20/2004 When the driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an empty toll booth and smashed it to bits. <br> Unhurt, he climbed down from the cab and looked around. In minut 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Call the Shots! 11/20/2004 A new nurse listened while Dr. Blake was yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!" The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?" The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the s 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Signs that you've grown up! 11/20/2004 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP: <br> 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer i 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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7 days of Inspiration 11/20/2004 I found these "7 days of Inspiration" in a magazine. I would like to share them with you: <br> Take one day and feel great all week. The smallest spark of hope can start a miracle. &l 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Chat Room 11/9/2004 Chat rooms allow you to be Any person that you are not For those who are there see Their pasts are now forgot <br> Making new friends on line Is not as simple as it seems Persona 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Age of Fifty Something 11/9/2004 We thought that we would never get there Reflecting back on those early years From a time that we did not have a care To a time today with many fears <br> In our fifties not far from 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Vengeance 11/9/2004 Out of the darkness of my mind Feelings of vengence arise Of recent encounters left behind Forming thoughts no more wise <br> Are these feelings real or a dream We don't always kno 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ode to Mom 11/1/2004 Mom's passing has left a void in my heart As I reflect back on the times we had Tears fill my eyes now that we are apart When on Mother's Day I become sad <br> I spent more time with m 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Wheel 11/1/2004 The wheel turns round and round Into our life every day it revolves Natures energy no longer abound Our thirst for travel it absolves <br> Look at the wheel today How it affects our 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Perception? 11/1/2004 Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the do 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Gentleman 11/1/2004 A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well looked after image, 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Women to Women Encouragement! 11/1/2004 Someone will always be prettier. They will always be smarter. Their house will be bigger. They will drive a better car. Their will do better in school. And their husband will fix more things aroun 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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GOTCHA! 11/1/2004 A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Recent study 11/1/2004 WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY <br> There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their ass! I thought the results were pretty interesting: <br> 85% of women think their ass 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Response to… Why Hurt Someone you Don’t know. 10/1/2004 Firstly, nacsingle, remember that this is the internet (cyberspace, in other words), so expecting to find honorable people here all the time is simply a fantasy! Just a little bit of advice here, w 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes |
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