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_JKH54_ 60 M
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The last game !   9/3/2010

With ball season coming up I thought I'd share an old article of mine that I somehow manage to find still here by way of a fluke I suppose.

This is a true


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_JKH54_ 60 M
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G-men !   30/3/2009

The most terrifying words used in a sentence in the English language are, "I'm a Government agent and I'm here to help."...


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A pet's 10 commandments !   30/3/2009

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.

2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

3. Place your trust in me. It is cruc


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Happy Mental Health Day!   7/3/2009

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while t


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Ain't this the truth?   23/2/2009

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'

For three


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Border Patrol Test !   23/2/2009

A man seeking to join a border state Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitabil


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This is true!   23/2/2009

No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start now and make a brand new ending....


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A Christmas Story !   13/12/2008

The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn't been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn't hate Christmas, just couldn't


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Be the man of your house !   12/12/2008

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'.

He stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know that I am the m


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_JKH54_ 60 M
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Wabbits!   17/10/2008

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart


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_JKH54_ 60 M
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The boss?   17/10/2008

A secretary comes in late for work for the third day in a row, so her boss calls her into his office.

"Look, Sharon, " he says irritably. "I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that'


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The Marine White House guard!   17/10/2008

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes


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The Constitution!   17/10/2008

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it an


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Seeing the future!   8/10/2008

I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation


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Your day!   1/7/2008

May your day be filled with blessings,

like the sun that lights the sky,

and may you always have the courage,

to spread your wings and fly.
...


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The lie dectector   27/6/2008

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual


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Belle & JKH meet out west!   18/6/2008

In 1883 A young cowgirl by the name of Belle la Donna from Texas, dusty from the road walks into a chili joint in Burnt Scortum, New Mexico to have a bowl of chili and a beer. She sits down next to


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Men & housework!   17/6/2008

A man is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

Ain't that right?
...


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Trying to fight old men!   17/6/2008

Don't pick a fight with old men. If they think they're too old to fight, they'll just kill you. Very true!...


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Age !   17/6/2008

I've learned that age is a very high price to pay for maturity. Well, most of the time! ...


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Wrinkled !   17/6/2008

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I got old.

Well?
...


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Charmin with lotion!   17/6/2008

Bubba and Earl, two rednecks from Tennessee, were in a local Wal-Mart, and they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.

The followi


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Both hands boy!   17/6/2008

A Tennessee state trooper pulls over a young man that looked a lot like me back in 70's in a pickup on a lonely state highway that is driving erratically.

The trooper had noticed that the


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The Lone Ranger has been captured!   12/6/2008

The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians... The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But,


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Bubba's hearing!   9/6/2008

Bubba goes to the tent revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over.

Bubba slowly rises from his chair and get


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It's the little ole lady from Pasadena!   9/6/2008

The little ole lady from Pasadena, (Ethel)and a pal of hers, (Mildred) that acted about like each other, (both around 75 years old) were out driving in the little ole lady from Pasadena's 1972 Cadilla


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