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New Study   27/7/2007

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at thei


1 Comments, 80 Views, 10 Votes ,6.37 Score
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Asking for a push   24/7/2007

Asking for a push:

Man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door... The man gets up and goes to the door where a Drunken stranger, standing in the p


2 Comments, 79 Views, 11 Votes ,5.97 Score
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George Carlin's Views on Aging   14/6/2007

George Carlin's Views on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that


0 Comments, 27 Views, 4 Votes ,4.80 Score
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West Texas Cowboy   13/6/2007

West Texas Cowboy



A West Texas cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a


5 Comments, 228 Views, 39 Votes ,4.87 Score
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wonders   3/6/2007

What part of NO do people nOT understand?


12 Comments, 145 Views, 41 Votes ,2.53 Score
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IF....   2/6/2007

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, you are more blessed than the million who won't survive the week.





If you have never experienced the danger of batt


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
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Keepers   2/6/2007

KEEPERS



I grew up with practical parents who had been frightened by the Great

Depression in the 1930's. A mother, God love her, who washed aluminum

foil after she c


0 Comments, 6 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
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More things to ponder   2/6/2007

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.







2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.




3 Comments, 76 Views, 9 Votes ,4.71 Score
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SOUTHERN WOMEN   27/5/2007

SOUTHERN WOMEN



Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl.

Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am


3 Comments, 58 Views, 5 Votes ,4.77 Score
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THE LADIES ROOM   25/5/2007

When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occ


5 Comments, 56 Views, 10 Votes ,5.18 Score
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Nair   23/5/2007

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears.

So he cleaned both ears and the dog could


3 Comments, 130 Views, 12 Votes ,5.27 Score
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OLD LADIES ROCK   22/5/2007

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except t


9 Comments, 121 Views, 20 Votes ,4.91 Score
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What does Love mean?   22/5/2007

What does Love mean? Quite possibly, We as adults could learn a lot about love from the children below.

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "Wh


3 Comments, 40 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
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How Do i let You go   18/5/2007

How Do i let You go



How do I get through the long lonely hours? How do I stop the clock from reaching The good-bye hour? Why can't you hold me while you let me go? I sit and cry and


0 Comments, 8 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
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The Wooden Bowl   18/5/2007

I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year


0 Comments, 30 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
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Some more points to ponder....   18/5/2007

Some more points to ponder....

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)




2 Comments, 36 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
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Cookies   16/5/2007

COOKIES Waiting at an airport one night With several long hours before her flight. She hunted for a book in an airport shop, Bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop. She was engrossed in her


0 Comments, 12 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
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Milk Bath   16/5/2007

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.


2 Comments, 73 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
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Wake Up !!   15/5/2007

After a night of drinking, Steve crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his


1 Comments, 62 Views, 10 Votes ,4.38 Score
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Husband Wanted   15/5/2007

Husband Wanted....

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70


1 Comments, 62 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
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Why Parents Drink   10/5/2007

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greete


3 Comments, 68 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
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Little boy on a bude beach   8/5/2007

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach in Tampa. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask


2 Comments, 90 Views, 8 Votes ,5.56 Score
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How many do you remember?   8/5/2007

How many do you remember?

Head lights dimmer switches on the floor. Ignition switches on the dashboard. Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall. Real ice boxes. Pant leg clips for bicy


10 Comments, 74 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
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ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING :   6/5/2007

Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall!... A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The li


2 Comments, 68 Views, 10 Votes ,4.38 Score