New Study 7/27/2007|
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at thei
1 Comments, 80 Views, 10 Votes ,6.37 Score
Asking for a push 7/24/2007|
Asking for a push:
Man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door... The man gets up and goes to the door where a Drunken stranger, standing in the p
1 Comments, 80 Views, 11 Votes ,5.97 Score
George Carlin's Views on Aging 6/14/2007|
George Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that
0 Comments, 27 Views, 4 Votes ,4.80 Score
West Texas Cowboy 6/13/2007|
West Texas Cowboy
A West Texas cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a
5 Comments, 228 Views, 39 Votes ,4.87 Score
What part of NO do people nOT understand?
13 Comments, 151 Views, 41 Votes ,2.53 Score
If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, you are more blessed than the million who won't survive the week.
If you have never experienced the danger of batt
0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
I grew up with practical parents who had been frightened by the Great
Depression in the 1930's. A mother, God love her, who washed aluminum
foil after she c
0 Comments, 6 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
More things to ponder 6/2/2007|
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3 Comments, 77 Views, 9 Votes ,4.71 Score
SOUTHERN WOMEN 5/27/2007|
Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl.
Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am
3 Comments, 59 Views, 5 Votes ,4.77 Score
THE LADIES ROOM 5/25/2007|
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occ
5 Comments, 56 Views, 10 Votes ,5.18 Score
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears.
So he cleaned both ears and the dog could
3 Comments, 131 Views, 12 Votes ,5.27 Score
OLD LADIES ROCK 5/22/2007|
An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except t
9 Comments, 123 Views, 20 Votes ,4.91 Score
What does Love mean? 5/22/2007|
What does Love mean? Quite possibly, We as adults could learn a lot about love from the children below.
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "Wh
3 Comments, 41 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
How Do i let You go 5/18/2007|
How Do i let You go
How do I get through the long lonely hours? How do I stop the clock from reaching The good-bye hour? Why can't you hold me while you let me go? I sit and cry and
0 Comments, 8 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
The Wooden Bowl 5/18/2007|
I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year
0 Comments, 30 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
Some more points to ponder.... 5/18/2007|
Some more points to ponder....
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
1 Comments, 36 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
COOKIES Waiting at an airport one night With several long hours before her flight. She hunted for a book in an airport shop, Bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop. She was engrossed in her
0 Comments, 12 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
Milk Bath 5/16/2007|
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
2 Comments, 74 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
Wake Up !! 5/15/2007|
After a night of drinking, Steve crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his
1 Comments, 63 Views, 10 Votes ,4.38 Score
Husband Wanted 5/15/2007|
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70
1 Comments, 62 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
Why Parents Drink 5/10/2007|
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greete
3 Comments, 69 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
Little boy on a bude beach 5/8/2007|
A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach in Tampa. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask
2 Comments, 90 Views, 8 Votes ,5.56 Score
How many do you remember? 5/8/2007|
How many do you remember?
Head lights dimmer switches on the floor. Ignition switches on the dashboard. Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall. Real ice boxes. Pant leg clips for bicy
10 Comments, 74 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING : 5/6/2007
Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall!... A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The li
2 Comments, 68 Views, 10 Votes ,4.38 Score