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Evolution in Teaching Math Since the 1950s 8/15/2007 1. Teaching Math In 1950s A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ? 2. Teaching Math In 1960s 0 Comments, 63 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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Right On 7/15/2007 A US Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included 20 Admirals from the US, English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a reception, he found himself standing with a hug 0 Comments, 70 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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Three Arkansas Surgeons 7/4/2007 Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries > they had performed. > > One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas . In my favorite > case, a concert pianist los 0 Comments, 60 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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Top Excuses When Caught Napping at Your Desk 5/15/2007 "It's okay...I'm still billing the ." "..in the Lord Jesus' name, amen." "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they ra 0 Comments, 17 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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How To Shower Like A Woman/Man 5/14/2007 How To Shower Like a Woman: Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks If you see husband along the way, cove 0 Comments, 45 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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Lady walks into a Pharmacy 5/7/2007 A nice, calm & respectable woman went into a pharmacy, looked the Pharmacist straight into his eyes & said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you 0 Comments, 63 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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Pig Farmer 4/22/2007 A farmer had five female pigs and, as times were hard, he had decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. While at the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a 0 Comments, 46 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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Cleaning Chickens 4/18/2007 Late again, " the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It ain't my fault, " Miss Crabtree. "You can blame this on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is Daddy sl 0 Comments, 39 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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OOOPS 4/8/2007 A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to 0 Comments, 1313 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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Real Compassion 4/1/2007 It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell 0 Comments, 72 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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A Man Sitting At A Bar 4/1/2007 A man is sitting at a bar when the man sitting next to him slides off his stool and onto the floor. He helps him up and buys him a drink and ten minutes later he falls off his stool again. Helping the 0 Comments, 36 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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What a Night 3/14/2007 Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home, they 0 Comments, 75 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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Diary - Cat Diary 3/13/2007 DIARY >>8:00 am - food! My favorite thing! >> >>9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! >> >>9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! >> >>10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 0 Comments, 25 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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A Priest and a Rabbi 3/10/2007 An Irish priest ran into the back of a rabbi's car. Both men get out and inspect the damage. The rabbi says "we are both men of God there should be no hard feelings". The priest say's "I agree rabbi t 0 Comments, 47 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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Texas Cowboy 3/10/2007 A Texas cowboy read in the paper that Alaska had become a state making Texas the second biggest state. He became so upset being a resident of the second biggest state that he went to Alaska to see how 0 Comments, 65 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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Super Bowl 2/11/2007 A man had box seat tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No, " he says. "The seat is empty." " 0 Comments, 17 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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JEWISH HUMOR 2/9/2007 A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began 0 Comments, 76 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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A Guy Walks Into a Bar 1/28/2007 A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HANDJOB: $10.00 Checking his wallet 0 Comments, 32 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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Federal Assistance 1/28/2007 An elderly woman walks into a convenience store and buys some cat food. She puts the cat food on the counter and the cashier tells her that because she is a senior citizen on Federal assistance she 0 Comments, 23 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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The Test 1/24/2007 I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - her beautiful you 0 Comments, 40 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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New Boots 1/24/2007 An elderly couple had been married for 30 years and never took a vaction. At the husbands urging they went to Texas for their first vacation. The husband wanted to see the sights while th 0 Comments, 44 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score | |
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Yard Work As Viewed From Heaven 1/22/2007 (overheard in a conversation between God and St. Francis): God: Francis, you know all about gardens and nature; what in the world is going on down there in the U.S.? What happened to the 0 Comments, 15 Views, 28 Votes ,0.26 Score |
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