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The Mule and The Mother In Law 7/25/2008 A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicke 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Elephant 12/17/2006 Mark and his wife took their young for his first visit to the circus, and by chance, their seats were next to the elephant pen. When Mark left to buy popcorn, the boy piped up, "Mom!!! what's tha 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Race 11/28/2006 Horses Racing Today.... 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Smooth Thighs 8. Big Johnson 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sunburned! 11/9/2006 A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. He was already starting 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The big game hunter. 11/5/2006 The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The old lady and the bank president. 11/5/2006 An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Diet 11/5/2006 An extremely obese woman shows up at her doctor's office crying and claims that she has tried every possible way to lose weight, all to no avail. She continues to sob, "My husband won't 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Abbott and Costello Discover Computers 11/5/2006 You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Putt 9/30/2006 A father, and grandson go out to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reach the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approaches them. Sh 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dogs letters to God 9/30/2006 Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God, When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story? D 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Angry Preacher 9/21/2006 The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie! A God fearing decent Christian community cannot tolerate such 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sending the first e-mail: Getting Attention 8/22/2006 In the world of online dating, you have about 10 seconds to make a good first impression, so good writing skills can really make your correspondence sparkle. You've found a profile and 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What's in a name? 8/18/2006 A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. 'Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm'? 'Because he was conceived during a mighty storm', she said. Then 0 Comments, 79 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Chinese Proverbs 8/16/2006 Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Women and Titties 8/16/2006 Women with big tits ... ..can get a taxi on the worst days ..have men give them the best seats on a bus. ..have a neat place to carry spare change ..have al 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hong Kong ranks bottom in sex frequency survey 8/6/2006 Hong Kong ranks bottom in sex frequency survey (AFP) 4 August 2006 HONG KONG - Hong Kong people have the least sex in the world, managing it less than once a week, a survey h 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Good Bars 8/4/2006 A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, 'Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes |
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