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I HAD A HEAD ON COLLISION! . . . .   17/3/2010

Slowly in slow motion, I was coming to a stop. The impact was eminent and I braced myself with my hands on the edges of the steering wheel. Bang . . . Crash . . . Phissh . . . Poof


3 Comments, 32 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
A date with a SFF member ! ! !   23/9/2009

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I finally went out with a SFF member. We e-mailed. We talked on the phone.


4 Comments, 66 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
My Mom Was a smugler . .   15/11/2008

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1 Comments, 29 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
Two Dollar Bills Aren't Real . . . $ $ $ $ $ $   1/8/2008

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I think we need to quit saving our $2 bills and bring them back into circulation. The younger ge


1 Comments, 17 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
Squirrel From HELL . . . .   6/7/2008

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Biker & Squirrel

by Unknown

I never dreamed slowly cruising on my Chopper through a



1 Comments, 32 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
Retired Executives dream. . . . . .joke   1/3/2007

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the


7 Comments, 121 Views, 19 Votes ,5.37 Score
Yes Doctor, I know What You Are Doing!   24/2/2007

A beautiful voluptuous blonde woman goes to a gynecologist.
The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalismgoes out the window.
He immediately tells her to un



3 Comments, 163 Views, 28 Votes ,2.52 Score