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I HAD A HEAD ON COLLISION! . . . .   3/17/2010

Slowly in slow motion, I was coming to a stop. The impact was eminent and I braced myself with my hands on the edges of the steering wheel. Bang . . . Crash . . . Phissh . . . Poof


4 Comments, 32 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
A date with a SFF member ! ! !   9/23/2009

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I finally went out with a SFF member. We e-mailed. We talked on the phone.


5 Comments, 66 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
My Mom Was a smugler . .   11/15/2008

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2 Comments, 31 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Two Dollar Bills Aren't Real . . . $ $ $ $ $ $   8/1/2008

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I think we need to quit saving our $2 bills and bring them back into circulation. The younger ge


1 Comments, 17 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
Squirrel From HELL . . . .   7/6/2008

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Biker & Squirrel

by Unknown

I never dreamed slowly cruising on my Chopper through a



1 Comments, 33 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
Retired Executives dream. . . . . .joke   3/1/2007

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the


7 Comments, 122 Views, 16 Votes ,5.63 Score
Yes Doctor, I know What You Are Doing!   2/24/2007

A beautiful voluptuous blonde woman goes to a gynecologist.
The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalismgoes out the window.
He immediately tells her to un



3 Comments, 165 Views, 21 Votes ,3.00 Score