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Purity 4/14/2010
A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, The young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside.
"That laundry is not very clean", she said.
"She doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap."
Her husband looked on, but remained silent.
Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, the ...
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Health 1/24/2010
What is most important to have checked for men
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RETIREMENT 1/9/2010
If you are planning retirement, let me share retirement experiences with you, which I hope
will be helpful.
Fifteen years ago my wife and I moved into a retirement development
on Florida 's Southeast coast - The Delray/Boca/Boynton
Golf, Spa, Bath and Tennis Club on Lake Fake-A-Hatchee.
There are 3000 lakes in Florida ; only three are real.
...
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New Canadian Group in Manitoba 1/2/2010
I have been thinking about starting a new group with the
sole intent of creating safe venues for people to meet and
enjoy the company of others.
Well I took the first step and started it. It is for over 50
people and is called "Manitoba Country Folks" It was active on New
Years day and so far there is interest so we will see how it
goes.
All of us seem to have the same basic ...
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Observations on Growing Older 12/10/2009
Observations on Growing Older
~Your are becoming you...and you don't like them
...but your grandchildren are perfect!
~Going out is good. Coming home is better! ~When people say you look "Great"... they add "for your age!"
~When you needed the discount you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything ... movies, hotels, flights.
~You forget names ... ...
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Why so much focus on material things for Christmas 11/22/2009
I just don't get it. Why so much focus on spending, spending
and more spending for Christmas. I think it should be a time
for giving more thanks and being more thankful for what
we already have. Especially those things which can't
be bought.
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Why so much focus on material things for Christmas 11/22/2009
I just don't get it. Why so much focus on spending, spending
and more spending for Christmas. I think it should be a time
for giving more thanks and being more thankful for what
we already have. Especially those things which can't
be bought.
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Forgetter Be Forgotten? 11/19/2009
My forgetter's getting better, But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke
For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering If I really should be 'there' And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer!
Oft times I walk into a room, Say 'what am I here for?' I wrack my brain, but all in vain! A zero, is my score.
At times I put ...
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Does sex end when you get older? 10/17/2009
I wasn't sure where else to put this so I hope it's
ok to put it here. I was wondering why the regular Adult Friend
Finder has sex stories (including mine) posted but here
there isn't any such category. Do they think that we
don't get horny after we get older? I can't speak
for everyone here but I sure do and my boyfriend is grateful
for that. lol
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Old Ben Franklin Knew 10/10/2009
These names of virtues, with their precepts, were: 1. TEMPERANCE. Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation.
2. SILENCE. Speak not but what may benefit others or yourself;
avoid trifling conversation. 3. ORDER. Let all your things have their places; let each
part of your business have its time. 4. RESOLUTION. Resolve to perform what you ought; perform
without fail what you resolve. 5. ...
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Someone Else 10/7/2009
SOMEONE ELSE
Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of
one of our most valued members, Someone Else.
Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult
to fill.
Else has been with us for many years and for every one of those
years, Someone did far more than a normal person's
share of the work. Whenever there was a job to do, a class
to teach, or ...
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Life Explained 10/2/2009
> > > A boat docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village. > A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the
quality of their fish and > asked how long it took him to catch them. > > > "Not very long." they answered in unison.
> "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch
more?" > The fishermen explained that their small catches
were sufficient to meet > their needs and those of their families. > > > ...
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Public Service Message 9/12/2009
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will
fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is
not an option. I will win. _______________________________________________________________
Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very
well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at.
If another man shows up, one of us will ...
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TELLING SOME STORIES 8/1/2009
TELLING SOME STORIES
Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival
in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes
he expected to repeat at meetings the next day.
Because he wanted to use the jokes again, he requested the
reporters to omit them from any accounts they might turn
in to their newspapers.
A cub reporter, in commenting on the ...
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The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care 7/30/2009
While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program
with a local buddy the other day, I think we have found the solution.
I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need
to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. (A new hip, Unheard
of) We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any
medications for your high blood ...
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READING BIBLE 7/26/2009
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination,
looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something
fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely.
It was an old leaf from a tree. The leaf had been pressed in
between pages.
"Momma, look what I found", the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother
asked.
With ...
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History 7/26/2009
> The next time you are washing your hands and complain
because the water temperature isn't just how you like
it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts
about the1500s:> > > Most people got married in June because they took t
heir yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by
June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried
a bouquet of flowers to hide the ...
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THE INNOCENCE OF 7/16/2009
A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the
weather that morning was questionable and clouds were
forming, she made her daily trip to school. As the afternoon
progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and
lightning.
The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her would be frightened as she walked home from school,
and she herself feared that the electrical ...
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LETTERS TO THE PASTOR 7/10/2009
LETTERS TO THE PASTOR
The following are actual questions written to pastors
from across the world.
Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met
my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.
Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson
has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely,
Pete. Age 9, Phoenix
Dear ...
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Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created 7/4/2009
Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost
in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate
and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig
leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy
one for him. ...
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'Burma Shave' 6/29/2009
Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the
2 lane roads, 'Burma Shave' signs would be posted
all over the countryside in farmers' fields.
They were small red signs with white letters.
Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line
of a 4 line couplet......and the obligatory 5th sign advertising
'Burma Shave', a popular shaving cream.
Here are more ...
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great memories 6/13/2009
Doo Wop Oldies Quiz: (answers below)
Thirty great memories about music that caused our parents
and teachers Grief! Take the quiz and see how you score as a true 'Oldies
Fan.' Write down your answers and check them against the answers
at the end. Don't cheat, now!
1. When did 'Little Suzie' finally wake up? (a) The movie's over, it's 2 ...
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Life isn't fair 6/7/2009
> 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. > > 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. > > 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. > > 4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick.
> Your friends and > parents will. Stay in touch. > > 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. > > 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree
to > disagree. > > 7. Cry with someone. It's ...
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Note from Grandma 6/7/2009
Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her
own car. She writes: Dear Grand-, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store
and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker .. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had
just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed
by a thunderous prayer meeting.. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my ...
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I Believe 4/3/2009
Things I believe A Birth Certificate shows we were born A Death Certificate shows we died Pictures show we lived!
Have a seat...Relax. ..And read this slowly.
I Believe... Just because two people argue, Doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, Doesn't mean they do love each other.
I Believe... We don't have to change ...
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Good thoughts on the bailout 1/16/2009
Good thoughts on the bailout
The Medical Profession speaks out on the Financial Bail
Out Package
The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about
it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had
a lot of ...
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WHY GOD DID MAKE THE FRIENDS? 11/8/2008
In his knowledge, God made a friend … Someone, in whom we can trust, A loyal, comprehensive being and that always Next to us he will be. The thought that we would need to someone That we demand nothing, which he should not wait That we are neither better nor worse, but As we are… and love us this way… Someone who understands ours Contradictions without ...
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WHAT MEN VALUE 11/8/2008
Playboy magazine recently surveyed men
to see what they valued most to make their lives happy and
satisfying. The results may surprise you... Women are raised to value relationships; everyone knows
this. Men, on the other hand, are often thought of as placing
sex above all other needs. However, contrary to this belief,
research has found that men value relationships as much
as ...
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TO START OVER AGAIN 11/8/2008
To start over again is to put desire, forces
and a strong will to start again. Many experiences lead
us to feel that our path was cut. We are invaded by the sensation
that there are already no more kilometers for covering
and that everything has finished. After a bitter and painful experience we feel empty to give,
we close our hearts, and heart hurts us continuously when
we look ...
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THE PURPOSE OF THE MAN 11/8/2008
God created us to his own image and resemblance.
He gave us intelligence, free will and an immortal soul,
so that, meeting God and turning towards Him we could be
better, let's perfect and let's inherit the eternal
life. Consequently the existence of the man in earth has
a deep meaning, a big intention and a high goal. In the universe created by God, there neither is, there
nor can ...
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