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Seasonal Drink
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Dec 10, 2006 11:24 am
Mood: cheerful,
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As cider is not always easy to find in stores thru the year this is nice to have this time of year...Hope you enjoy it...
MULLED CIDER:
1 Cup Brown Sugar
2 tsp. Whole Cloves
2 tsp. Whole Allspice
1/2 tsp. salt
Dash of Ground Nutmeg
1 Cinnamon Stick - 6"
In a saucepan, combine above ingredients.
Bring everything almost to a boil then reduce
heat and simmer for 15-20 minutes.
Strain and serve with Love and the Cinnamon stick
To make it extra SPECIAL, add a splash of orange juice.
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Looking Back On Life
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Nov 9, 2006 11:29 pm
Mood: hopeful,
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We meander through childhood without worry
With bumps and bruises we play and scurry
School years pass while in a daze
All the studies keep us in a haze
Into our twenties we seem to rush
Jobs and dating sometimes such a crush
Enjoyable vacations or just fair
Loving life without a care
Suddenly the thirties are upon us
Marriage and kids, all this fuss
Things settle into happy years
Kids go to college or marry as we shed tears
Our forties and fifties go by the way
Working and saving for our wandering days
We pray we have saved enough
To get us through all that old age stuff
Into our sixty and plus years
We look back on life through some tears
We really did accomplish a great deal
Oh my, this is enough of this long spiel
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A Woman Should Have...
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Oct 22, 2006 3:20 pm
Mood: impressed,
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This was sent to me and I thought others would like to read it...
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A Woman Should Have...
A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
One friend who always makes her laugh...And one who lets her cry...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
Eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A feeling of control over Her destiny...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to fall in love Without losing herself...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to quit a job...
Break up with a lover...
And confront a friend without ruining the friendship...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
When to try harder... and
WHEN TO WALK AWAY...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
That she can't change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or
the nature of her parents...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
That her childhood may not have been perfect but; its over...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she would and wouldn't do for love or more...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to live alone even if She doesn't like it...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Whom she can trust, whom she can't, and why she shouldn't take it personally...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Where to go be it to her best friend's kitchen table or a charming inn in the woods when her soul needs soothing...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she can and can't accomplish in a day, a month, and a year...
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Sick Leave....
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Sep 26, 2006 10:39 pm
Mood: amused,
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Just a joke folks...
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises. My coworker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few
days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office
and asked "What are you doing?". I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my coworker (the blonde) followed
me, the Boss said to her, "And where do you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this..... )
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
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Comment for post by Getts...
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Sep 25, 2006 11:37 am
Mood: courageous,
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Posting this so as not to take space on post by Getts...
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Where are all the Texans and Americans who are against the illegal aliens being in this country...
Tell me how to find a group to wave the American flag and picket the Mexican embassy for the sake of the slain officer who loved his job, family and country and in turn lost his life to a slimeball...
Will this country continue to allow illegals to do as they want without being concerned for those who love this country, those who pay taxes, are without medical care and the things that are given to others and still give whatever they can to help someone in need...???
Where are those who donate money to the rebuilding of the superdome in New Orleans while the homes of the people are still not built...??
When do the people of New Orleans who are living in other cities stop draining those cities of money and services and return to New Orleans and rebuild their city???
Do not make this a political issue...Make it an issue for the rights of those that live in this country, that pay taxes, take care of each other in time of need and really do want God in the laws and courts...
Do not continue to allow Him to be moved to the corner so as to think He does not have to see what is being done to the great country...
OK...off my soapbox...
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Mainly for the Ladies Here...
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Sep 23, 2006 8:22 am
Mood: amused,
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Ah...Men...
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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Making A Marriage Work
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Sep 20, 2006 2:24 pm
Mood: amused,
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An elderly couple in a small town had been dating for a long time.
At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for
marriage.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation on how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements
and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about \bsexo?\b?" he asked, hesitantly.
"Well" she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say - I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and asked, "Is that one word or two?”
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Had to share with you...
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Sep 4, 2006 11:47 pm
Mood: amused,
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Ma and Pa were two hillbillies out on a farm up in the hills.
Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes into the house and tells Ma that he doesn't know what to do to empty the hole.
Ma says, "Why don't you go ask the young'n down the road? He must be smart cause he's a college gradjyate."
So Pa drives down to the neighbor's house and asks him, "Mr. College gradjyate, my outhouse hole is full, and I don't know what to do to empty it"
The young'n tells him, "Get yourself two sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse. Put them both under the outhouse and light them both at the same time. The first one will go off and shoot the outhouse in the air. While it's in the air the second one will then go off and spread the poop all across your farm, fertilizing your ground. The
outhouse should then come back down to the same spot atop the now-empty hole"
Pa thanks the neighbor, then drives to the hardware store and picks up two sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse.
He goes home and puts them under the outhouse. He then lights them and runs behind a tree.
All of a sudden, Ma comes running out of the house and into the outhouse!
Off goes the first stick of dynamite ... shooting the outhouse into the air.
BOOM! Off goes the second stick of dynamite ... spreading poop all over the farm.
WHAM! The outhouse comes crashing back down atop the hole.
Pa races to the outhouse, throws open the door and asks, "Ma, are you all ight??!!"
As she pulls up her panties she says..."Yeah, but I'm sure glad I didn't fart in the kitchen.
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Why They Split Up...
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Aug 24, 2006 11:44 pm
Mood: amused,
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She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking.
Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that's what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.....
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Start your weekend with a laugh or two...
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Aug 11, 2006 3:47 pm
Mood: amused,
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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra? Asks the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went".
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened" asked the doctor?
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped his self straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good"?
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again"
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An old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, "Crisco, Crisssssssco!"
Soon a store clerk approaches and says, "Lady, the Crisco is in aisle D."
The old lady replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband."
The clerk is astonished. "Your husband's name is Crisco?"
The old lady answers, "Oh no, I only call him that when we're out in public."
"I see," said the clerk. "What do you call him at home?"
"Lard ass."
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