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Quotable Quotes
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Aug 16, 2005 7:25 am
Mood: nostalgic,
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QUOTABLE QUOTES
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to
myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."-Lillian Carter (mother of 64th Jimmy Carter)
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."-Eleanor Roosevelt
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.-Mark Twain
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good
beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.-George Burns
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.-Mark Twain
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.-Mark Twain
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.-Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.-Groucho Marx
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.-Zsa Zsa Gabor
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.-Alex Levine
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.-Mark Twain
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.-Ed Furgol
Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
-Spike Milligan
I am opposed to millionaires... but it would be
dangerous to offer me the position.-Mark Twain
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was shut up.-Joe Namath
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little
later in life.-Herbert Henry Asquith
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.-Bob Hope
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC. Fields
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
-Will Rogers
Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you.-Winston Churchill
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty... but
everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or
spread out.-Phyllis Diller
The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good spit it-out.-Unknown
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
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Not my poem...but kinda cute...
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Aug 13, 2005 6:50 am
Mood: amused,
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Woman's Poem
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his ! mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked him...
Like his Mother used to do.
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Must have missed the full moon...
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Aug 11, 2005 11:28 pm
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I am usually a quiet person in rooms...will talk when I get to know people...I have watched others in the rooms today act like children with bad tempers who just could not drop the subject and move on to something better...If you have a problem with what someone has said then maybe you should leave the room and calm down or take it to a private IM and not force others in room to have to put up with your bad manners...Most of the ones I know are here to be friendly, joke around about things and in general just relax with friends.....Grow up and act your age...
Ok...said my piece...guess it is a take it or leave it story...
Marie
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