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Super Sue Z, please read this as it is very important Oct 12, 2008 4:56 pm
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I just clicked the book mark for our SFF sign in page and it gave me yours. Ready to go, and I ain’t kiddin. I could write anything I wanted to, and it would post as your blog.

This is a serious problem, and a new one, even for SFF.

I use “Seamonkey” as my browser, so I tried it with another browser and got my own sign up page. I tried Seamonkey again and got yours.

I don’t know what to do about it from this end, but you should contact SFF.

I had to do it this way because we don’t pay so we can’t email.

Thanks, Doug and Marlowe
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I HAVE HAD IT!!!!! Oct 12, 2008 4:25 pm
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Am I the only one?

Who would set Billy Mays beard on fire?

Who screams every time Walter Brumley (however he spells it) comes on to pitch diabetic supplies?

Who can’t stand the people in the AARP commercials?

Who will get brain damage ( more than I already have) if he has to listen to one more political promise?

Who is already tired of Sarah Palin? ( or however she spells it.)

Who has no idea how we woke up one morning to find George Bush telling us to cough up 700 billion? What happened?

What’s next?

What the hell!!

They say, “put your money in gold.

What !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????

I put my money in pot pies and white rice! So we can eat!

Gold!!!!!!

White bread and “ Best Buy” generic peanut butter. Good Grief!!!

"Your deposits are insured for $250,000." Oh yeah?!

I'm over drawn by 28 cents!!

The bank charged me $30 for that.

I'm still amazed that we have 2 men in America who even want to be president.

Are they nuts???!!!

My name is Onewho, and I approve this message.
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Cat breakfast...Oleonewho Aug 31, 2008 1:09 pm
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Went out at six, a blue pink sky.

Morning in the place that we abide.

Old man cat, an evil eye, “do I have to starve, do I have to die?”

Bo- Bo the cat is quite irritate, looking at his empty breakfast plate.

I rub my eyes, there I stand, cat food, half a buck a can.

So I feed the dumb, ungrateful beast,

Go inside for the next big feast.

Now I’ve got the inside cats. They seen the food, they know all that.

And they look ready to attack.

“Feed me, Feed me,” they all cry.

“If you want to see, another sky.”

Hopeless, helpless there I stand, cat food, half a buck a can.

Thanks……….more later………..Ole Onewho
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I’m from Chicago, so…… Aug 30, 2008 3:19 pm
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I’m somewhat fussy about my pizza.

Let’s face facts.

Chicago pizza is the best, bar none.

New York, I guess….ok.

Boston, move away.

Denver, clear the way.

Even Memphis, can I say, your pizza is rotten, for the price you pay.

Now I come to Piggott town. Pizza here is world renown,

The worst that is, in a southern town.

So I try the newest place, wood fired pizza, a disgrace.

Pizzas black and I must say, smells like burning hair, ok?

Thanks…………………Ole Onewho
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Still day 2, part 2. Aug 29, 2008 6:43 pm
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Anyway,

So here I stand, a neutered man, limping to my next best plan.

“Down the road I think I’ll go,” a motel and, I’ll see y’ all.

Drunk snow mobiles rule the road, watch me carry my heavy load.

He looks at me as I walk in, A Redneck, with a stupid grin.

“What fer you today?” That’s the words heard him say.

“I called ahead to make my stay.”

“Where did ya git that stupid hat?”

“I never seen a thing like that.”

“I’m from Arkansas,” I say. He rolls his eyes and looks away.

WCAL………………..Onewho
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Still day 2 Aug 29, 2008 6:04 pm
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Anyway,

So here I am. A startled cry,

Gizmo clamped onto my thigh. I must confess, I don’t know why.

Growling and twisting, evil guy,

I must confess, I don’t know why.

Me, a smiling, have no plan, as here I stand in the Northern Land.

Tears are streaming down my face,

As future generations, he does erase.

WCAL………………..Oleonewho
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A Redneck in the North Woods. Day 2 Aug 29, 2008 12:24 pm
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So here I stand: Big belt buckle, and wide belt strap.
A cowboy shirt, a cowboy hat. Boots a stinking of - cow dung crap.
All her family jest a looks, at that.

I should at this point introduce, Gizmo, the “Dog from the gates of hell.”

At that time, this miserable four footed monster from Satin himself, controlled security in the home of Sweetie and her kin.

He is the Anti- Christ.

He is evil reborn.

He is Daniels seventh horn.

He looked at me with a non –pulsed face.

And bit my gonads in a toothy embrace.

I gotta tell you, I made a face.

With considerable artistic license, Onewho
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STUFF Aug 27, 2008 4:11 pm
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I guess I should tell you that we live in the northeast corner of Arkansas, eight miles south of the Missouri border.

They tell us that we live in the mid-south.

But it feels like the deep - south.

My wife is from the north woods of Wisconsin and I am from Chicago.

How two Yankees ended up here is a long story, and I’ll save it for later, in small increments.

What the hell.



___________________________________

See we just, no, actually, hmm.
This could be very self serving. But I won't do that.

Lets just say I made a lot of bad decisions.
Real bad.

Anyway,

my mom needed some help, I was unemployed, disabled and broke.
so I came here.
I took care of her for a while, until she needed to go into the nursing home full time.
As I serifed through the internet I came across a site that catered to old folks..... Like me.
There she was.
Well,
long story short, an internet romance started.
I had a pick up truck then. I called her "Ole Hawg."

So in my truck I heads to the north woods of Wisconsin.
815 miles, I musta been crazy.
So I get there, snow and all of that. It wasn't even cold where I been at.
Anyway,
Ole Hawg a slipping an a sliding up a hill, to get where my Sweetie dwells.

In Phelps.

North Woods.
Bears an stuff like that.
Ain't nut thin like it where been at.

So in I walk, not a care, the whole family gives a stare,
whats a redneck a doing there.

More later..................Thanks...........Ole Onewho
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Night Train ….4:28 Aug 27, 2008 2:56 am
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Sweetie in Wisconsin, pardon me,

Went to see,

family.

So I am

Sleepless me,

A thump.

Angie on my lap, green eyed cat,
Purrs and yawns, I like that.

A thump, a clatter, ding, ding, ding.

Red lights flashing,

sleeping cat.
I gotta say, I like that.

A thump.

Thanks, Ole onewho
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12:14 AM... Night Train.. Aug 26, 2008 11:03 pm
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A clatter
A click
A rumble
A red lights a flashing

A thump
A thump

Night Train.

Alone

Alone

Alas

Alas

A thump, A thump.

She there,
Me here,

Soon,

A thump, A clatter.

Thanks, Oleonewho
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