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how to liven up a chat room or the art of chatroom streaking Oct 8, 2007 4:42 pm
Mood: giggly, 962 Views
1. find a chat room where things are definitely not happening. i suggest the lobby some mornings where all that is being typed is "hello" "goodbye","dont do that", "wow this is slow". once you have established that said chat room is dying and in need of immediate help....proceed to number 2.

2.enter cautiously, and find where all entrances and exits are...make sure there are no trip areas. keep your eye on the "prudish type" of chatter, who will try to chastise you for your,boldness..also keep an eye on all extremely horney type men..who if the have big enuff "appendages" could pose an eminent hazard.

3. keep in mind that once you shed your chat clothes, there will be immediate responses and outrage from some chatters...you will hear the gasps and the clucks...also the clacking of copying and pasting, and you mustnt allow this to distract from your goal. the livening of the chat room.

4.always always think about the ease of which this art should take place. wear loose fitting clothing. My favorite and i highly recommend it, is the chat MOOMOO. one with a tie belt...or a zipper is ideal. easy access.

5.once you enter said chat room and dispense with all niceties, such as the before mentioned hellos and how are yous, i suggest you pull out all stops, (this is just a term, please do not literally plug anything up and expect to pull it)
take off the chat MOOMOO and with a big WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! proceed to circle the chat room taking particular time to look other chatters in the eye, and maybe give a flirtatious wink or a nod of your head.

6.Do not be embarrassed if things are flying or flapping around..just go for the gusto, (please forgive me if you handle happens to be gusto and chat streakers start to go for you) there will be people in the room who will be astonished at your streaking ability, and there will be people who will condemn your actions by saying it is dirty, to which i say as long as you shower first they have no case.

7. now i am sure after a good many streaking incidents..to which most chat room participants will be delighted...there will be a flood of complaints flying towards sff headquarters...which may or may not cause mass bannings...this can only occur when prudish, fun hating individuals decide that chat streaking is definitely not for you...and they know what is best for you (of course) smile. if and when that happens please wait for further instructions ...

8. streak away!!! have fun!!! and dont forget to pick up your chat moomoo on your way out the door.

oh yes they call him the streakkkkkkk fastest thang on 2 feet!!!!!! wahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

kellyc aka saucy
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my son Oct 8, 2007 12:03 pm
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Some of you know that my hubby was a marine. he served in desert storm, still has nightmares about some of what he saw there. last night my youngest son told us he wants to join the marines too, after high school. he will be 15 shortly, so he has a few years to go, but he talked with the marine recruiters who came to his school last friday, to find out what he should do physically to prepare. he is beginning a running and strength training routine. i am scared and so very proud of him. i know he has a few years to change his mind or rededicate himself, but i will support him no matter which way it goes. i look at him differently now. he is my youngest, my baby. i always thought of him as such...but now im seeing him becoming a man, and it is wonderful and scary, and i am so very proud of him and afraid for him all at the same time. i want to capture this time i have with him now in a bottle and carry it with me. i will treasure these last years he has in school and encourage him to go to all the school dances and play all of the sports he can and to enjoy being a teen..because he so much wants to rush it and become a man. he still has a boyish smile, and teenage cockiness,and i love him so much. he has such honor and strong beliefs of right and wrong, and i dont want anything to change him. i know our children must walk their own paths in life and it is our duty to teach them what we can, support them then let them go..but im afraid, because i see a very old soul in his eyes when i look at him sometimes. i know his life path will be as it should,i just hope i always have the strength as a mother, to be as supporting and unselfish as i have to be. so he can grow into the man he deserves to be kellyc aka saucy
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things i learned by being a wench Oct 1, 2007 12:17 pm
Mood: cheerful, 1047 Views
1. being a wench isnt glamorous, and wearing a normal bra with an off the shoulder dress is nearly impossible, and if ya have saggy boobs...it isnt purty.

2. many men wearing kilts really dont wear underwear, but should specially on windy days, and if they have a beer belly larger than a keg.

3. drunk men wearing tights will dive into big mud puddles for $9.00, making true my statement that some men are cheap and dumb.

4. some men and some women should never ever ever wear tights.

5. some drunk men in tights are really good tippers, specially when you tuck your tips in your cleavage. said men will return to buy 6 more corn dogs just to watch you do it again.

6. people will wait in line for 2 hrs just to get a $6.00 turkey leg and a $3.75 container of cheese curds.

7. men will believe you if you tell them that deep fried food is really diet food if you dont add bacon to it.

8. if you pull a corset tight enuff, you can push your boobs almost up beside your ears.

9. once you dress up and be a wench for 7 weeks, its almost certain you will sign up to do it again next year.
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a blog for my friend in the salt mine Jul 18, 2007 12:48 pm
Mood: mischievous, 924 Views
this is for you flashy i know bread and water isnt filling (snort)

BACON AND DOUBLE EGG QUICHE

CRUST
1 1/3 cups all purpose flour
1/8 tsp salt
1/2 cup cilled butter cut into small pieces
2-3 tablespoons cold water

FILLING

10 strips of bacon
4 large eggs
1 1/2 cups light cream
1/4 tsp dried thyme
1/8 tsp white pepper
1/2 cups shredded gruyere cheese
1/2 cup shredded white cheddar cheese

1. to prepare crust, in a large bowl, mix together the flour and salt. using a pastry blender or 2 knives cut in butter until coarse crumbs form.

2. add water, 1 tblsp at a time, tossing with a fork until a dough forms. shape into a disc, wrap in plastci wrap and chill in refrigerator for 30 minutes.

3.preheat oven to 375F. on a lightly floured surface, using a lightly floured rolling pin, roll dough into an 11 inch circle. fit into a 9-inch pie pan. trim edges, leaving 1/4 inch over hang. fold under to form a stand up edge. prick the dough with a fork. line with foil and fill with pie weights or dried beans.

4. bake for 10 minutes. remove the foil and weights. bake until lightly golden brown, about 5 minutes. transfer to a wire rack to cool.

5. meanwhile, prepare filling. in a medium skillet, cook bacon over medium heat until crisp, 8-10 minutes. transfer to a paper towel to drain.

6. in a small bowl, whisk together the eggs, cream,thyme, and pepper. pour into crust. crumble bacon. sprinkle the egg mixture with the bacon, guyere cheese, and cheddar cheese. bake until golden and custard is set, about 30 minutes. serve warm.

nothing like a fine quiche to warm ones belly while doing time in the salt mines snort kellyc aka saucy
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is it truely peace..... Jul 10, 2007 11:58 pm
Mood: contemplative, 1657 Views
when emails are sent demanding people read and agree with a blog.

when someone is told "keep your nose clean", and "get with it or get out"

when chatters are intimidated into not saying what they think or feel..for fear of mass bannings from people who proclaim to want peace.

when the peace proclaimers flash chat to other chatters..so they can get their "side" of the story out there with no interruptions or corrections.

when a chatter cannot have a conversation with another friend..without having someone in the room, dissect their conversation. and turn it into something it isnt.

when a chatter is made to feel that they cannot speak freely with their friends..after being a part of sff for years.

when you have to worry that every word you type may be used against you..or turned into something it isnt?

is it truely peace?
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why cant we be friends, by war Jul 9, 2007 1:01 am
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Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends

I seen ya around for a long long time
I really remember you when you drank my wine

Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends

I'd seen ya walkin' down in Chinatown
I called ya but you would not look around

Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends

I pay my money to the welfare line
I see ya standing in it every time

Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends

The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony

Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends

I'd kinda' like to be the president
So I could show you how your money's spent

Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends

Sometimes I don't speak right
But yet I know what I'm talking about

Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
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warm stickybuns Jun 30, 2007 4:03 pm
Mood: cheerful, 811 Views
now i know that the title sounds dirty,,lol but im actually talking bout the stickybuns we had in pennsylvania, a good old pa dutch treat. i found my grammas recipe and decided to try my hand cause i really miss some of the foods we had as kids. im here to tell ya..YUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! my kids are telling me i sdhould open a shop with grammas apple dumplins and stickybuns as the main foods. if anybody wants the recipe, it is quite easy, only long part is waiting for the dough to rise, but i will tell you it will make you break your diet, and warm your tummy. im always looking for new and different recipes to experiment on my family with, if anyone wants to have a recipe swap kellyc aka saucy
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we were baaaaaaaaaad girlzzzzzzzz, Jun 19, 2007 9:22 pm
Mood: mischievous, 866 Views
you are formally invited to the saucy and dallas just got released from banning party in the gazebo tomorrow night round 8. get nekkid n come party cause who knows how long we may be around this time. we are fun luvn gals who promise..."weve learned our lesson, and i think we found god too during our lockdown" we are ready to party and do some blingin and waxin...come join us!!!! i know some said we just dont know when to keep our mouths shut but...did ya all miss us??????? lmao huggz n kisses. kellyc aka saucy
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paris and youtube Jun 2, 2007 1:57 am
Mood: sympathetic, 912 Views
i havent commented on any of the blogs about paris. i dont really know why, except that if i didnt, maybe it wouldnt seem real. but today i went to utube, and watched her video. i cried because she was so beautiful, and flirty, and funny. i cant believe that this precious, beautiful lady is really gone. to see her play about her naughty side, and the 2 wigs, made me smile thru tears. i cannot believe she was in such happy spirits,going thru what she was..cancer can be such an ugly disease, but she remained beautiful. i hope she is up in heaven looking down on us, and knowing how many lives she touched along her journey. i will release her white balloons, and i hope she smiles down on us as she sees how many are heading her way. god bless you paris girl, cause he blessed us all by giving you to us for a lil while. heaven has to be a much brighter place with you as an angel up there. hugs and prayers always..kellyc
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chat partiers takeover ...coming to a chatroom near you Apr 3, 2007 2:30 pm
Mood: amused, 2025 Views
i came back to chat last week, dallas and i had a wonderful time, glitter gluing bobs bald head. i honestly wondered what the fuss in the blogs had been about. today i joined a chat room,and it was the complete opposite of the other night. it was an hour long "discussion" of how persecuted, chatters were. i really do feel bad for people who are attacked,but i dont understand why the moaning goes on,when no one was there attacking. you cannot let past instances corrupt your feelings every minute of the day. yes i understand how this will be perceived, how i will be accused of"stirring" the proverbial pot,but im really not! i am trying to understand how faceless people behind a moniter can upset you so much that it takes over your life. the same people who are accusing people of being pot stirrers..sat there today and fanned the flames in the chatroom,while nothing was actually goin on. i was told that i dont understand because i wasnt there, when such and such happened...or i dont understand because i havent been around enuff, but i see the same thing that was happening 6 months ago...6MONTHS. are we the hatfield and mccoys of chat? how long do people have to be miserable before they say enuff? maybe i dont understand..maybe..i have a full life,with my hubby at my side..my kids around me, what a person says about me on a computer really doesnt affect my daily life. if more of us people who wish to just chat and have fun, just said enuff..maybe it would stop..i kind of doubt it tho. for some reason,this argument has taken a life of its own and made the participants feel more important. feel like they are righting a wrong against humanity. but at the end of the day..its just chat. it isnt world peace,it isnt winning the lottery, it isnt putting a criminal in jail,or even giving a speeding ticket,its feaking chat...take or leave it. no one is wrong or a villain for not believing what you do,or taking your side...or even staying neutral, alot of us are so over all of it. we just want to chat...why should the people who want to go back to fun and decent chat,be the ones who are supposed to leave cause some want to argue and fight? why should we be the ones who should sit and keep out mouths shut? i say we chat around em and let em go at each other. we can have a nekkid table dance going on at the same time,or a hotub party,complete with hot tub snorklin. swimsuits optionable!!!lets party!!!!~ kellyc
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