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Dealing With Rude Customers...
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Nov 5, 2009 1:02 am
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An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny,  while making her point, when confronted with a passenger  who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was canceled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry  passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'.
The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.'
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,' she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal? 'We have a passenger here at Desk 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 14.'
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin, gritted his teeth and said, "F*** YOU" 
Without flinching, the attendant smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,
but you'll get to fall in line for that too"  [mage]
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The Speed Technology>>>>>>>>>>
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Nov 3, 2009 10:19 pm
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Bill Gates and the chairman of GM are arguing over which company is better. Bill Gates boasts, "If cars grew in technology as fast as computers did, we would be driving V32 instead of V8, our cars would get 5,000 miles to the gallon, and the top speed would be mach seven."
The chairman of GM thinks about it for a moment and replies, "Sure, but would you really want a car that crashes four times a day?" |
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Now This Definitely, IS Food For Thought ....For Men And Women
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Oct 27, 2009 6:52 am
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For the women over 40, celebrate...
For the women who are not over 40, something to look forward to.
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
Just sharing an email from a friend..huggsss to all
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SFF And Its New Dating Attitude.
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Oct 15, 2009 5:42 pm
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I just want to share with you an email I got in my inbox yesterday. This really made me laugh so hard ha ha ha.
Here it goes...
With the economic decline here in the states, I think I'll start looking for a sweet foreign Filipina. Do I have to get a green card to live in the Philippines?
I saw your profile on SFF and I think you and I would be perfect together. I've never believed in love at first site, but I realized how wrong I was when I saw your picture. Your profile is very interesting, and after reading it, I feel like I've known you my whole life. Let's hire a Tagalog/English translator right away so we can start our new lives together.
We can get married in a church, a trike, a volcano, Makati, Camp John Hay, Subic, Sulu Island...your choice. I hope to hear from you soon honey."
Ohh gosh, tell me my friends if i will reply to him 
WISH ME LUCK!!!
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The Strip Bar...OMG!
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Oct 15, 2009 10:20 am
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A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?”
His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before?
“Oh, no,” says Dave. “He’s on my bowling team.”
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he’d like his usual drink and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, “How did she know that you drink Budweiser?”
“She’s in the Ladies’ Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.”
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says “Hi Davey. Want your usual lap dance, big boy?”
Dave’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabbie turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave".
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An Act Of God...
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Oct 7, 2009 4:55 am
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There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby.
He went to the congregation and asked for a raise.
After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary.
There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church.
Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd. "Having children is an act of God!" Silence  fell upon the congregation.
No one dare challenge the thought. In the back of the room a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said: "Snow and rain are also acts of God, but when we get too much, we wear rubbers!"
Don't you just love little old ladies?
Smile!!! |
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DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU???
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Oct 4, 2009 12:15 am
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I LOVE YOU ..This Much
Enough to do anything for you-
give you my life, my love,
my heart, and my soul to you
and for you...
Enough to willingly give all my time,
efforts, thoughts,
trust, and prayers to you...
I LOVE YOU enough to want to protect you,
care for you, guide you, comfort you,
listen to you,
cry to you and with you...
Enough to be completely comfortable with you,
act silly around you,
never to hide anything from you,
and be myself with you...
Enough to share all my sentiments with you,
dreams, goals, fears, hopes and worries-
my entire life with you...
Enough to want the best for you,
wish for your success,
and hope for the fulfillment
of all your endeavours..
Enough to keep my promises to you,
and pledge my loyalty
and faithfulness to you...
Enough to cherish your friendship,
adore your personality,
respect your values,
and see you for who you are...
I LOVE YOU enough
to fight for you,
compromise for you,
and sacrifice myself for you
if need be..
Enough to miss you incredibly
when we`re apart, no matter
what length of time it`s for
regardless of distance..
Enough to believe in our relationship,
to stand by it through the worst of times,
to have faith in our strength as a couple,
and NEVER to give up on us..
Enough to spend the rest of my life with you,
be there for you when you need or want me,
and NEVER, ever want to leave you
or live my life without YOU...
I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH..
Just sharing one of the most beautiful poems i`ve ever received..thanks for reading.
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The Worst Nightmare And My Son`s Heroic Deed!!!
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Sep 28, 2009 5:41 am
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How pitiful those people who have been victims of the fury of Ondoy, the latest storm that visited our country. Watching the horrors of the floods in Marikina and most of the parts of Rizal, gave me goosebumps. Imagine if that happened to me and my family.
My youngest son underwent such a nightmarish experience even if we are too far away from the most flooded places. Her girlfriend texted him that she was stranded somewhere so he went there to fetch her. He never expected such a horrible scene. When he got to the place from a long distance walk, coz the place was already not passable to any vehicle, the water was up to his shoulders and mind you, at his age of 17, he is 5`10`` so imagine the people shorter than him wading through the deep water.
One good thing is that people tied a rope from across the street to the other side for them to hold on. My son, holding his cp and umbrella on both hands saw a young girl before him. The girl was nearly drowning when my son saw her, so he threw away his umbrella and caught the girl, who wasn`t holding on to the rope anymore. Then he pulled her to the other side where she was safer.
When my son got home with his girlfriend, I learned that he just did one heroic job.If he weren`t there at that moment, perhaps the girl would have been drowned as everyone was busy saving themselves. I am very happy for what my son did.
This is just one of the not so horrible experiences I have heard but others have the worst nightmare in their lives this weekend.
I have texted friends here in SFF like gist, who lives in Manila asking about syca and classy who live in the most hardly hit places, but she`s ok so is syca, thank God. Hope classy is safe and well and we will keep praying for her and others who have been badly hit by the floods.
I hope that all our friends here who are living in the flooded places are all safe now.
Thank God, the nightmare is over but I am sure, it will leave very bad and sad memories to the victims.
My prayers go to the victims and those who lost their lives in this nightmare.
By the way, I am with a group of friends and aquaintances helping out, receiving donations and repacking food, clothes and stuff to be distributed to the flood victims.
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The Nursing Home...
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Sep 23, 2009 6:21 pm
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Two residents of an old folk's home were sitting alone in the lobby one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For $5.00 i`ll kiss you right over there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there."
She flushed a bit, but still said nothing.
"But for $20," he finally said, "I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
She still didn't say anything, so the man kept quiet. But after a couple minutes she started digging into her purse. She pulled out a wrinkled $20 bill and held it up toward the man.
"So," the man says with a wink, "you want the nice romantic evening in my room!"
"Get serious," she snapped. "What do I need romance for at my age? Give it to me 4 times in the rocker!"
Smile, it makes you more beautiful!!
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