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It's in the book

In my own words.

Condolence to the People of Texas
Posted:Feb 21, 2021 5:52 am
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2021 5:54 am
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My condolences to the People of the State of Texas who have lost love ones and those who have suffered the effects of this tragic storm. My prayers go out to you all.
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Got milk?
Posted:Mar 24, 2020 8:07 am
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2020 1:46 am
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A woman comes home from seeing her doctor for a Psoriatic skin condition.

Well what did the doctor say. Her husband asks.

He said I should take a weekly bath in milk. She says.

Pasteurize. He asks.

Nope, just up to my boobs. She replies.
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Just a taste of things to come.
Posted:Sep 22, 2018 10:01 am
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2018 6:32 pm
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Not quite ready for old man winter yet, I still have apples to pick, storm door to put up, calking to do and grass to mow. Need to put the winter cover over the central air conditioner and of course uncover and adjust the snowblower.
Supposed to snow all day today and part of tomorrow. Thank gosh I have three days off until the crazy drivers learn how to drive in the snow again.




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Variety the spice of life and breakfast
Posted:Feb 24, 2018 2:30 pm
Last Updated:Sep 22, 2018 8:44 pm
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If your day starts with the same-o same-o breakfast then you tend to have the same boring day. I like my eggs, toast and coffee but not every day. I also like cereal, but not the same one every day.
How do I spice up my breakfast? Well glad you asked. I take my Reese Puffs and put a little bit in the bowl, then I take me Lucky Charms and put a little on top of that and do it over again, add milk and I am set.
Or I take captain crunch and layer that with Alphabits.
Or a hot breakfast with 1 pk of Quaker Oats Peaches and Cream with 1 pk of Cinnamon Brown sugar. Or 1 pk of Apple Spice with 1 pk of Berries and Cream.
How about Breakfast Burritos or a Sausage Egger.
Are the same-o same-o or do you mix it up?
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inquiring minds want to know Where you is JKH
Posted:Feb 14, 2018 8:26 pm
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2018 12:54 pm
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I have not seen any activity from Kurt for a while and wondering how he is doing. Any know where he is or any news?
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SEENAGERS
Posted:Jan 25, 2018 9:48 am
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2018 9:17 am
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This is not a cut and paste, but it is a copy of a note off the bulletin board at work. You may relate to parts of it. I have no idea who wrote it.

SEENAGERS:

I just diovered my age group! I am a Seenager. (Senior )

I have everything that I wanted as a , only 50-60 later.

I don't have to go to hool or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad.

I don't have a curfew.

I get to sleep in if I want to.

I have a driver's license and my own car.

I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.

The people I hang around with are not ared of getting pregnant, they aren't ared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be ared?

And I don't have acne.

Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a seenager.

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.

People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to re facts because they have more information in their brains.

ientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.

Also older people often go to another room to get someting and when thy get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.

SO THERE!!

I have friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
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Dear Investor
Posted:Jan 5, 2018 4:57 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2018 3:07 pm
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Things that cause clogs in toilets: Lots of poopy toilet paper and sanitary pads
Things that clog roads: Rush hour traffic and crashes
Things that clog noses: Snot and fingers
Things that clog blogs: LeafExchange and Investor

is to much of a good thing all at once, I enjoy Investor's photos a few at a time
is to much bulls**t, Leaf is always full of bull
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Hey Leonardo DiCaprio that scary wind is back in Alberta
Posted:Jan 1, 2018 9:18 pm
Last Updated:Sep 22, 2018 4:36 pm
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Leo is probably out on his new yacht burning up all that disel fuel, writing a new speech about climate change or indigenous rights. Oh well, if any sees him, tell Leo that the warm ary wind is blowing in Southern Alberta again.
Our cold spell of -20.2F is now at 15.8F and by noon tomorrow we will be sitting at a balmy 30.2F. Those darn Chinook winds eh?
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Santa photos from last year, day late and a dollar short.
Posted:Dec 2, 2017 5:20 pm
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2017 3:09 pm
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These are the photos we took of our pets with Santa:
photo 1 Misty the cat photo 2 Chloe the chihuahua photo 3 Chuppie the chihuahua.




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Stuffer 4
Posted:Nov 30, 2017 9:30 am
Last Updated:Dec 1, 2017 9:56 am
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Good King Wenceslaus:
Good King Wenceslaus, back in the 10th century, brought a feast to a poor family and started of our most cherished Christmas traditions - sharing food with others.
You probably know the story of this compassionate king from the popular Christmas carol.
On a bitter cold winter's night, Wenceslaus spied a peasant from his palace window, gathering winter fuel.
Moved by the sight of the poor man trying to find firewood, the king packed up a basket of food and with his servant, trudged through the snow to the peasant's home.
Since then, baking cookies for friends, bringing care packages to the needy and cooking for others have become annual Christmas traditions enjoyed by all.

For those who like to vacation/travel:
A wallet-size currency converter; a tiny foreign language/English dictionary; gummed labels with your name and address on them; a travel diary; shoe bags; fold up slippers for the plane trip; a mini sewing kit; sample size beauty and personal care products, such as toothpaste and deodorant.

For your party Hostess:
Fancy stirrers for drinks; a few ented candles held together with a colorful ribbon, a half-dozen napkin rings; paper cocktail napkins and coaster; mini-guest soaps; small spray-can of air freshener for the bathroom.

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