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Now this is too funny.....LOL

Things and observations in life are hilarious.Just need to take the time to stop and see them. Especially in chat LOL

WHY I HAVE STAYED AWAY Nov 11, 2006 8:22 am
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One..My job has stayed the same but they hired a private security company and most of the people has left so that left mostly NEW ppl to hire and train.

That is me.

So Overtime is going strong !

Two...whenever I did come into chat there was sooooooooo many people but it seemed like the new people sure new me. More handles perhaps ?
Now that gets pretty old !

Three..I still hear the gossip on what is going on in there.....
Some of you should be ashamed at your behavior.
But I doubt it. Chasing married women ? Hmm..I never believe a thing unless I hear a voice on a phone or see them in person. Even then..meeting them...

Four...my friends still chat with me outside
of chat.Or send a joke. Or call me up.

SZo don't worry..I am still here just gotten busy trying to train these new ppl...with a bottle of aspirin!

Shari
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Now where have I been ??????? Oct 18, 2006 5:46 pm
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I have been busy.
Damm coperate comapnies decided to fire in "in house "job we were doing as of tomorrow and hire a cheaper company. Just to cut costs. Guesss what else ? A paycut to go with it.
Do I stay or do I go ?

I decided to be one of three who stayed.Five departed for the unemployment line.

I told my boss I would stay only if I got more hours. So far.... yes ! So many people to hire with a short span of time and learn this job.

For this I shall be busy.

As for my absense in chat..nothing personal everyone but the few times I do enter chat I get rather ignored ! LOL

I guess out of sight out of mind ? LOL

Thats okay..I'll slip in when you least expect it.
After all this is the Bash Weekend and I can hardly wait for the results of this weekend....

I still talk to my friends outside of chat.If they atren't busy either. We can only try.

Our bodies maybe far from each other but my mind is with my frineds..always....

Love..Shari

P.S. yes there is a happy ending to this change.. I have been promised NO WEEKENDS when it gets all worked out !

Huggs everyone

Shari
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A WOMENS POEM.... an email joke Oct 10, 2006 2:40 pm
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>>>Before I lay me down to sleep,
>>>I pray for a man, who's
>>>not a creep,
>>>One who's handsome, smart and strong.
>>>One who loves to listen
>>>long,
>>>One who thinks before he speaks,
>>>One who'll call, not wait for
>>>weeks.
>>>I pray he's gainfully employed,
>>>When I spend his cash, won't be
>>>annoyed.
>>>Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>>>Massages my back and begs
>>>to do more.
>>>Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
>>>Knows what to
>>>answer to "how big is my behind?"
>>>I pray that this man will love me to no
>>>end,
>>>And always be my very best friend.

>>>MAN'S POEM
>>>
>>>I pray for a
>>>deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
>>>Who owns a liquor store and a golf
>>>course. This
>>>doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh[i!1l]t.

Roflroflrofl

Huggs and love,

Shari
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THIS WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SMARTER................... Oct 5, 2006 6:19 pm
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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever."
Miss America 1995 from Alabama
Heather Whitestone

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
to be skinny like that, but not with all those death and stuff."
Popular Pop Singer
Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost
a very important part of your life,"
(During an interview to become
Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.)
Model, movie and TV actress
Brooke Shields

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
of my body,"
University of Kentucky Basketball Forward
Winston Bennett

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country,"
Washington DC Mayor
Marion Barry

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president."
(Commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.)
First Lady and
Democratic Senator from New York
Hillary Clinton

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
Philadelphia Phillies(tm) Manager
Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Vice President
Al Gore

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that
may or may not occur."
Vice President
Al Gore

"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ."
Vice President
Dan Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves,
How much clean air do we need?"
Chrysler Chairman and CEO
Lee Iacocca

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football.
A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
NFL Quarterback and Sports analyst
Joe Theisman

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply
exclude certain types of people."
ROTC Instructor
Colonel Gerald Wellman

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
President
Bill Clinton

"Traditionally, most of Australia's
imports come from overseas."
Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that
you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
Greenville , South Carolina
Department of Social Services

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
FCC Chairman
Mark S. Fowler

Feeling smarter yet?

RoflRoflRofl....

Shari
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FORGIVENESS..........AMISH STYLE Oct 4, 2006 11:08 pm
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I cut and pasted this from news.
By now most of us had heard about the tradegy in Pennyslvania with the killings of the Amish girls.


Ann Curry

NICKEL MINES, Pa. - More details about the Amish school shootings emerged Wednesday, with the Lancaster County deputy coroner revealing one of the victims had been shot nearly 20 times. But the Amish here are quick to forgive, burying their anger even before they bury their children.

The scene of the horror, that one-room schoolhouse, remains boarded up. Nearby, the community prepares for burials, embalming their own.

Evangelical minister Rob Schenck observed the process in the home of 13-year-old Marian Fischer.

"It's truly one of the most moving experiences of my life, to see the tender love of a mother for a child," says Schenck. "And the Amish are a very plain, simple people."

Plain and simple describes the Amish way of life.

A Christian denomination, they set themselves apart from nearly all modern conveniences, even electricity. They refuse government assistance and don't serve in the military. Forgiveness is a core belief.

The grandfather of two sisters killed by the gunman spoke to WGAL-TV, the NBC affiliate in Lancaster.

"Is there anger towards the gunman's family?" asked a reporter.

"No," said the grandfather.

"Have you forgiven?"

"In my heart, yes."

"How is that possible?"

"Through God's help."

"It will provide an example to talk to their children about why violence is bad and why violence is sinful," says Donald Kraybill, a religious scholar at Elizabethtown College in Lancaster.

In the case of Marian Fischer's embalming, small children were brought in to watch.

"The grandfather made the point that the children must not think of the man who did this as evil," says Schenck.

Along with forgiveness, there's a strong sentiment that the school should be torn down, but the Amish know they may never forget what happened here.

Which is why Katie Weaver, from an Amish community in Michigan, came here to offer sympathy.

"We can tell people about Christ and actually show you in our walk that we forgive, not just say it, but in our walk of life," she says.

Now that is forgiveness....

Love one another.....

Shari
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CHATROOMS............................................. Oct 4, 2006 6:47 pm
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Okay.
Here you thought this was goung to be just another bi*ch sessiona bout the chatrrom. It's not.
Is anyone involved in any other chatrooms?
Have you noticed HOW MANY chatrooms there actually are on the Net ? Numerous !
Some of them are veeerrry interesting.
I just typed in "chatrooms" on google.
Now here was quite a selection of adult kinds...I was thinking more of the no kiddies in here type rooms....omg ...you oughta see it..LOL
a \bsexo?\b room of every kind imaginable. I could give the site to you vouyers out there, but SFF won't print it.CHATROPOLOS.com...check that out everyone wahoooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I was scrolling through there and wow take your pick ! You men would love it ! Okay, maybe the more wilder bunch ! Omg some of those rooms I would need an explanation on !

And you thought Senior FriendFinder was bad ?
Roflroflrofl
and NO I did NOT go into these rooms and check them out for you.....
Do it yourself !

Most chatrooms are alike. You have the good with the bad. Does not matter the "content" of the chatroom..someone always has to cause a fight and a stir.
Most of them are fun and should be.
So if you are BORED with a um chatroom ...maybe it is time to move on.....???

Take care everyone !

Love,
Shari
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I HATE MY JOB !!!! a joke Oct 1, 2006 6:53 pm
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When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from
work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this
brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and
disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed, Change into very
comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package
and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or
surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part
begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice
that in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer made
by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I AM SO GLAD I DO
NOT WORK IN THE THERMOMETER QUALITY CONTROL AT JOHNSON & JOHNSON".

Have a Nice Day...and Remember that there's always someone else with a
job that is more of a pain in the a** than yours.

LOLOL

Love,

Shari
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KNOCKIN ON HEAVEN's DOOR........................... Sep 29, 2006 7:57 pm
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Another song stuck in my head...........

Mama, take this badge off of me
I cant use it anymore.
Its gettin dark, too dark for me to see
I feel like Im knockin on heavens door.

Knock, knock, knockin on heavens door
Knock, knock, knockin on heavens door
Knock, knock, knockin on heavens door
Knock, knock, knockin on heavens door

Mama, put my guns in the ground
I cant shoot them anymore.
That long black cloud is comin down
I feel like Im knockin on heavens door.

Knock, knock, knockin on heavens door
Knock, knock, knockin on heavens door
Knock, knock, knockin on heavens door
Knock, knock, knockin on heavens door

For all of the fellas in the Armed Services too..God Bless them......

Shari
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IT's ELVIS !!!!!!!!! ............ Kentucky rain.. ( Love this song ) Sep 27, 2006 10:04 pm
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( Eddie Rabbit - dick Heard)

Seven lonely days
And a dozen towns ago
I reached out one night
And you were gone
Don't know why you'd run,
What you're running to or from
All I know is I want to bring you home

So I'm walking in the rain,
Thumbing for a ride
On this lonely Kentucky backroad
I've loved you much too long
And my love's too strong
To let you go, never knowing
What went wrong

Kentucky rain keeps pouring down
And up ahead's another town
That I'll go walking thru
With the rain in my shoes,
Searchin for you
In the cold Kentucky rain,
In the cold Kentucky rain

Showed your photograph
To some old gray bearded man
Sitting on a bench
Outside a gen'ral store
They said "Yes, she's been here"
But their memory wasn't clear
Was it yesterday,
No, wait the day before

So I fin'ly got a ride
With a preacher man who asked
"Where you bound on such a dark afternoon?"
As we drove on thru the rain
As he listened I explained
And he left me with a prayer
That I'd find you

I was thinking about this because I was standing outside, at work, it was cold, and it was raining. I began to think .."Oh boy ! Soon the snow will fly !"

My favorite Elvis song.....

Huggs Shari.....
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2001----9-11 Sep 27, 2006 9:12 pm
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WHOEVER WROTE THIS SHOULD STEP FORWARD AND
CLAIM IT! THE WORDS ARE POWERFUL:
TWO THOUSAND ONE, NINE ELEVEN (2001-911)

Two thousand one, nine eleven
Three thousand plus arrive in heaven
As they pass through the gate,
Thousands more appear in wait
A bearded man with stovepipe hat
Steps forward saying, "Lets sit, lets chat"

They settle down in seats of clouds
A man named Martin shouts out proud
"I have a dream!" and once he did
The Newcomer said, "Your dream still lives."

Groups of soldiers in blue and gray
Others in khaki, and green then say
"We're from Bull Run, Yorktown, the Maine"
The Newcomer said, "You died not in vain."
From a man on sticks one could hear
"The only thing we have to fear.
The Newcomer said, "We know the rest,
trust us sir, we've passed that test."

"Courage doesn't hide in caves
You can't bury freedom, in a grave,"
The Newcomers had heard this voice before
A distinct Yankees twang from Hyannisport shores

A silence fell within the mist
Somehow the Newcomer knew that this
Meant time had come for her to say
What was in the hearts of the five thousand plus that day

"Back on Earth, we wrote reports,
Watched our children play in sports
Worked our gardens, sang our songs
Went to church and clipped coupons
We smiled, we laughed, we cried, we fought
Unlike you, great we're not"

The tall man in the stove pipe hat
Stood and said, "Don't talk like that!
Look at your country, look and see
You died for freedom, just like me"

Then, before them all appeared a scene
Of rubbled streets and twisted beams
Death, destruction, smoke and dust
And people working just 'cause they must

Hauling ash, lifting stones,
Knee deep in hell, but not alone
"Look! Blackman, Whiteman, Brownman, Yellowman
Side by side helping their fellow man!"

So said Martin, as he watched the scene
"Even from nightmares, can be born a dream."

Down below three firemen raised
The colors high into ashen haze
The soldiers above had seen it before
On Iwo Jima back in '45

The man on sticks studied everything closely
Then shared his percep tions on what he saw mostly
"I see pain, I see tears,
I see sorrow -- but I don't see fear."

"You left behind husbands and wives
Daughters and sons and so many lives
are suffering now because of this wrong
But look very closely. You're not really gone.

All of those people, even those who've never met you
All of their lives, they'll never forget you
Don't you see what has happened?
Don't you see what you've done?
You've brought them together, together as one.

With that the man in the stovepipe hat said
"Take my hand," and from there he led
three thousand plus heroes, Newcomers to heaven
On this day, two thousand one, nine eleven

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