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IF YOU DONT LAUGH, YOU'LL CRY!!!!!!
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Nov 1, 2009 11:10 am
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Well Folks, Im sitting here, 7 o'c pm in Ireland, gloomy and wet, and dark, and Im STARVING TO DEATH.Tomorrow is D day for me. I have to get up and go to the Torture Chamber for my test. I was having a lovely deep sleep this morning, dreaming of counting lashings of money, when the phone rang and my gorgeous man said "Good morning my love, wake up and take your medicine"! Well folks, everything changed after that.Downhill from there. No money, I realized what day it was, and I prepared myself for a day of giving myself a good clear out, and starving myself to near death.
So far, I cheated once. I was told I could have BLACK TEA!!!!! Black Tea is something the Irish take when they're making a pilgrimage up the Lough Derg Mountain to gain some salvation for their souls in the next life. Well, Im not going on a pilgrimage, so, Im sorry to say I put 2 spoons of the most beautiful sugar into my tea, and Im beginning to feel slightly human again. My darling Len, sent me a txt at 1.45. TO TAKE MY SECOND DOSE OF POISON !!!!!! which I took. I cant stop looking at bananas, ham, even dry bread would be scrumptious, and every time I turn on the TV its full of advertisements for food, drink, chocolates, cakes, and the Lidls supplement that came with the daily paper is full of Christmas Goodies, Cakes, Wine, ORANGE, God I'd love some orange. Enough said, Im off to pack my bag, I know how the inmates on Death Row feel, I have great empathy with them all tonight. Whoever organized this regime should be shot. NO FOOD ON THE DAY PRIOR TO THE TEST. I'll probably faint when I get there and they'll keep me in for weeks. Im laughing or I'll cry. (with hunger). Remember me tomorrow folks, I'll try and keep laughing, even through the horrors and indignities I will HAVE TO SUFFER. Cheers folks.  
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