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    <title>Senior FriendFinder Blogs: Mundane Mental Musings</title>
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    <description>wispy writings, from my wacky mind</description><item>
      <title>Live a little, laff a little</title>
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      <description>Questions and Answers from AARP Forum 1. Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 10:00:12 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Weekend Witties - the Breakfast of Chucklers</title>
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      <description>Never piss off your vetOne December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight., Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so </description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:28:06 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Deck of Cards</title>
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      <description>[image]Deck of Cards It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard. The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week. As he was </description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 07:40:25 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Sunday Senior Silllies to Sooth your rough, chapped Senses</title>
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      <description>Deaf Sex Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or </description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:57:41 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The Worlds Shortest Books</title>
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      <description>The Worlds Shortest Books ____________________________________________THINGS I DID TO DESERVETHE NOBEL PEACE PRIZEby Barack Obama ____________________________________________ OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I'VE</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:33:10 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Thanksgiving Poem</title>
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      <description>May your stuffing be tastyMay your turkey be plump,May your potatoes and gravyHave never a lump. May your yams be deliciousAnd your pies take the prize,And may your Thanksgiving dinnerStay off </description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:31:33 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Friday Funnies...yer gonna laff!</title>
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      <description>Take My Azz to Jail! A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia / West Virginia State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the drive</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:24:26 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>some jokes that will offend everyone</title>
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      <description>What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?Juan on JuanWhat is a Yankee?The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?The position of the</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:29:24 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Twas the Month before Christmas</title>
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      <description>I post this with no apologies to anyone. Christmas is the Celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ.T'was the month before Christmas* *When all through our land,**Not a Christian was praying* *Nor taki</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:40:48 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Saturday Silliness and Satire</title>
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      <description>Don't take 5-year-olds to the bankA mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunch time. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager. As they </description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:00:56 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>holiday recipe...ya gotta love it!</title>
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      <description>I thought this looked like a good recipe so I'm passing it on to you to try.......J HAPPY THANKSGIVING..........Here is a recipe I thought you would like for the holidays Ingredients:1 whole turkey1 l</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:54:33 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Marine Corp Birthday Ball 2009 Oooh-Rah</title>
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      <description>Here it is Saturday evening, and I just returned home from the Crater Lake Detachment of the Marine Corps League’s celebration of the 234th Marine Corps Birthday Ball. OK, it is technically November 1</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:34:44 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>50 Common Expressions from the Bible</title>
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      <description>These 50 Common Expressions from The Bible are a bit of a stretch in a few, but the vast majority are spot on. When you think that the King James Bible was authorised by King James in 1611, and for ma</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:34:48 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>A Cornucopia of Corn, a Feast of Funnies, a Mishmash of Mirth, a lotta laffs</title>
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      <description>All in a nameA psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions, he observed.'To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:26:17 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Friday Funnies</title>
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      <description>MarsThe year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a sto</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:47:31 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Public Service Announcement</title>
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      <description>Public Service AnnouncementHave you ever wondered if the ten dollar bills In your Wallet or Purse were ever in a stripper's thong? If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day ...</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:49:55 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Here's a collection of Whimisical remarks to cause you to think.</title>
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      <description>1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine me</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:43:04 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>A Myriad of Musings to Make you say "Huh?"</title>
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      <description>Here's a few random thoughts for the day, betcha never heard these before??1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediatelyclear your computer history if you die.2. Nothing sucks more t</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:41:46 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>halloween laffs</title>
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      <description>the blue suitA man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 10:03:27 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The Philosophy of Ambiguity</title>
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      <description>The Philosophy of Ambiguity FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH: Please enjoy and understand the following 1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND D</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:04:22 -0800</pubDate>
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