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    <title>Senior FriendFinder Blogs: Mundane Mental Musings</title>
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    <description>wispy writings, from my wacky mind</description><item>
      <title>The Necklace</title>
      <link>http://seniorfriendfinder.com/blog/1229/post_92697.html?pid=f7780</link>
      <description>Are you hoping for Love? Are you concerned about security, with banks failing and layoffs? Are you hoping to not spend your last days alone, but with someone who cares for you? Are youlooking for acc</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 08:30:20 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Paradoxes of Faith</title>
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      <description>Paradoxes of Faith	In this world of tormoil, political strife, bio-warfare,etc...I am blessed that I have my faith. As I think about our current financial crisis which is crippling my business, rumors</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:39:59 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>How to be Salt and Light- in an ever hostile world</title>
      <link>http://seniorfriendfinder.com/blog/1229/post_92560.html?pid=f7780</link>
      <description>This is a re-post of a blog I wrote in 2005 ....still the same world, and the same me.D I have been attacked at times for my stand on faith. Many well-meaning folks who hear what I say, yet do not kno</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 07:55:59 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Very Clever Puns</title>
      <link>http://seniorfriendfinder.com/blog/1229/post_92502.html?pid=f7780</link>
      <description>Punctuation is Powerful An English teacher wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.All of the males in the class wrote:</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 08:35:14 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Never Will I Leave You</title>
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      <description>Here's a bit more from my Hebraic studies at Fruits of Zion. Abandonment: Our spouses leave or pass on, and we are alone. Yet God has promised to be with us always. EnjoyDNever Will I Leave YouThought</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:44:18 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Jokes, Puns, and Laffs</title>
      <link>http://seniorfriendfinder.com/blog/1229/post_92375.html?pid=f7780</link>
      <description>Nurse’s dilemmaA very tired nurse walks into a bank, Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse And tries to write with it. W</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:55:28 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Penny-Wise Politics</title>
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      <description>Penny-Wise PoliticsBy Thomas SowellCongress is never more ridiculous than when it tries to look like it is serious.In the midst of a major national financial crisis, what was one of the first things C</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:45:39 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>More jokes - Let's yuk it up!</title>
      <link>http://seniorfriendfinder.com/blog/1229/post_92262.html?pid=f7780</link>
      <description>Here's a selection of goodies guaranteed to either make you laff, or tick you off...sumpin for everyone!DBLONDES ARE GOODA man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right awa</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 18:41:43 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Terrible Ticklish Tidbits for Tuesday's Turgid Thoughts</title>
      <link>http://seniorfriendfinder.com/blog/1229/post_92219.html?pid=f7780</link>
      <description>401-Keg Plan. (An oldie but still funny/true)If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.With </description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:43:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The Birk Economic Recovery Plan: very funny, but true</title>
      <link>http://seniorfriendfinder.com/blog/1229/post_92111.html?pid=f7780</link>
      <description>Here's something sent to me:The Birk Economic Recovery Plan: I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividen</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 19:13:56 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Rosh Hashanah - Happy New Year! L'Shana Tova</title>
      <link>http://seniorfriendfinder.com/blog/1229/post_92082.html?pid=f7780</link>
      <description>As part of my Hebraic studies, I study the Jewish Holidays. Here is my take on Rosh Hashanah. To my Jewish friends L'shavah Tovah!This year Rosh Hashanah begins Monady evening at sundown. Rosh Hashana</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 11:06:06 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Saturday Chuckles</title>
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      <description>Chinese Wedding Night A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 08:04:22 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Another one bites the dust...another Marine goes home</title>
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      <description>Another one bites the dust...another Marine goes homeToday we had a Celebration of Life, along with military honors for a fallen Marine. My Marine buddy Bruce Pennrich went home on Monday morning. Br</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:31:18 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>A Blue Rose - a story of Love in God's garden</title>
      <link>http://seniorfriendfinder.com/blog/1229/post_91947.html?pid=f7780</link>
      <description>Why do I always have to be the one who starts to do laundry and there’s no detergent? I guess it was time for me to do my “Dollar Store” run, which included light bulbs, paper towels, trash bags and C</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:18:08 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Are YOU Prepared?</title>
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      <description>Are YOU Prepared?This is really frightening! Please read this. It is true that most families in America have no contingency plans for communication should these situations arise. Be alert and be prepa</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:27:56 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The Greatness of Repentance</title>
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      <description>more from my Hebraic studies at Fruits of Zion. I often deal with the subject of repentance, do you?DThe Greatness of RepentanceThought for the WeekA person should repent every day. No one is so holy </description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 07:11:18 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Tuesday Chuckles</title>
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      <description>You're fired! A large company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy le</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:51:59 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Weekend Laffs</title>
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      <description>Gone Fishing Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torre</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:56:23 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Do you believe in Angels? Hearing from God?</title>
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      <description>According to an article in the Washington Post: Half of all Americans believe they are protected by guardian angels, one-fifth say they've heard God speak to them, one-quarter say they have witnessed </description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 08:34:18 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Jokes to tickle yer fancy ( and maybe a few other places)</title>
      <link>http://seniorfriendfinder.com/blog/1229/post_91435.html?pid=f7780</link>
      <description>Beware of MotelsA guy checked into The Waterside Hotel Inverness on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone books under</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:21:04 -0800</pubDate>
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