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My two unanswered questions to Ann Slanders... Oct 15, 2009 7:40 pm
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Dear Ann Slanders,
My Boyfriend 'BOB' wants to have a Threesome. Since I've never indulged in any sexually perverted acts such as this, I'm curious to know how this would work for me.


Signed
Hooray for duracell

P.S.
I've been told that there are a lot of SFF'S women that have dated their very own BOB.s

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Dear Ms Slanders,
I will be attending the St Pete Bash in a couple of weeks. As you might have heard I had a problem recently with Dreadlocks, and red mange. If not please read my May 7th & 8th blogs. I've had some comments via e-mail, chat, and phone calls asking/referring to said problems and to the bash. Since I will be wearing a swim suit, and participating in any and all acts of Skinny Dipping (If they occur), my question is this. Should I once again try to rid myself of said Dreadlocks, perhaps activating the Red mange again, or just let nature be, and let it all hang-out.

Signed
Not so Hairless
anywhere..........
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Ann Slanders overlooked me again... Oct 15, 2009 3:32 pm
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Twice now I have asked for advice from the famous Ann Slanders, and she has neglected to answer my questions. One was a blog written specifically to her, and the other question was on her advice column. Since Ms Slanders answers everyone else's questions, I'm wondering why not mine...

Would anyone else like to give me the advice I so desperately need?
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Dear Ann Slanders Sep 29, 2009 7:08 am
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Where the heck are you????
I will post my question here in hopes that you find it, and give me the advice I desperately need......

Dear Ann Slanders,
My Boyfriend 'BOB' wants to have a Threesome. Since I've never indulged in any sexually perverted acts such as this, I'm curious to know how this would work for me.


Signed
Hooray for duracell

P.S.
I've been told that there are a lot of SFF'S women that have dated their very own BOB.
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You do it, I do it, we all do it..... Sep 2, 2009 11:50 am
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We all have a group of Friends that we Forward e-mails to. We read it, like it, and send it on to Friends we think will enjoy it too. There's nothing wrong with that, in my opinion, and I do enjoy them. But whatever happened to WRITING a personal note now and then, just to say "Hello, how are you"? That was pointed out to me recently by a good Friend. She let me know she enjoyed the 'Laff' when she received my latest forward. Then she asked about my Daughter.
I think we should ALL take time to write the people we care about, and consider Friends. I always enjoy when some one acknowledges my FORWARD even if it's just one line.
I am Guilty of not doing just that. I get great stuff, read it and pass it along. From now on I will try to let everyone know how I appreciate their e-mails, and I hope everyone will try to do the same. I Really Love it when I get a personal message.

It's kind of like getting a card or letter through snail mail.
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4th of July (Fun ???) Jul 7, 2009 10:24 am
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I know some of you spent time together, and had a great time. I've heard some of the details, and must say, "I'm Jealous".

All I did for the 4th was go out with Family. My Son & Daughter-in-law, Grand-daughter, and 2 of G-Daughters Friends.
I don't know if you've heard of it or not, but there is a place in the Tampa area, that's called 'Ybor City'. It's quite a place for night-life. My Grand-daughter, (20 yrs old) is working with a production company that is doing a Documentary on Gay & Lesbian Hot Spots. Their intention is to Film the Best they can find from here to Chicago. Before filming, they check them out to see if they are the type places that would be interesting. They go twice a week to different places. My 6'4", 270 lb Son goes with them as 'Body Guard'. This week, I was invited as was my DIL. We had the VIP section, Our wait-person (a female impersonate)was very attentive. She/he invited my DIL and me to come down and spend the day doing each others hair and make-up. I think maybe we appeared a little 'Plain'.
The entertainment was Female impersonator's and male dancers. Waiting for the show, someone waved at me, a local man who recognized me. My G-Daughter said "Who else but Granny would be recognized in a gay bar on her first visit"....LOL
My DIL and I were sitting quietly watching all the men kissing each other, among other things. When a couple of the Guys locked-up on a sofa on the floor level right beside her chair. They were 'humping' each others leg, and kissing non-stop. She didn't notice at first, but when she did, she jumped up ran over to my Son's side, and said "I'm ready to go"....I laughed at her so hard I almost wet myself. I finally calmed her down, but she wouldn't sit next to the rail again.
One of the cross dressers was at least 60, skinny, wearing a red white and blue 'Flag',Bikini. After dancing for awhile, he came over and gyrated his sweaty body in my Sons lap. Guess that was supposed to be a lap dance. I put a dollar in his fish-nets, then he came over and did one for me. I bounced him up and down like I used to do the children when we played "Ride a little Horsey down to town"...I just didn't drop him...LOL
The place was mostly Gay Men, but there were some straight couples as well as some Lesbian couples.
When the noise, lights and music got more than we could stand, my DIL and I went outside and sat on a bench, only to discover that WE WERE one of the attractions. People were driving slowly down the street 'Gaping at the 'Gay people'...
Being the trooper that I am, and trying to get my DIL to lighten-up, I put my arm around her, pulled her head down on my shoulder and gave her some kisses on top of her head...
Looked over at the car next to us and said "Stop looking at my BITCH"
The Production crew decided that wasn't a place they wanted to film....Thank God...
4th of July Fun in the good old USA....
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He wants to make Love to my Sexy Feet... Jul 7, 2009 1:52 am
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I have always had soft feet. I have one tiny spot on my right big toe, that has a little tough spot. Other than that my feet are soft and smooth. Except in the Summer Time. For some reason every summer I get a spot on the pad of both feet that seems to 'Flake-Up'. I usually just deal with it, knowing that it will go away come Fall.
But,But, here's the thing, I met a man on-line that e-mailed me because he liked my FEET. We e-mailed for awhile, and then exchanged phone numbers. We have been talking for a couple of weeks, and I really would like to meet him in person. He's handsome, and has a beautiful deep voice that gives me goose-bumps....
We have disagreed on some things that we discussed, but nothing major.
Anyway, I happened to rub my foot down my leg the other day and felt that scratchy rough spot. I decided I should maybe see if I could smooth it down, JUST IN CASE....LOL
I have one of those little thingys that kinda shaves rough spots, so I got it and went over the spots on my feet. Well guess what, it made it worse. So next time I was in Wal-Mart I bought a pumice stone. I used it like the Vietnamese guy does when I get a pedicure. I went all over my feet, sides, heels, pads etc.
O-K, now I have roughed up skin all over. I tried sand-paper, no luck. Now don't get me wrong, I'm still putting lotion on them, and they feel nice for awhile, but it wears off. I went back to Wal-Marts, and bought one of the stones on a handle.(I never could leave well enough alone) Anyway I get into the shower with my new STONE FILE, and set out to either fix the problem, or file the skin off...
I'm sitting here wondering, "How long does it take for skin to grow back on feet"?

Since I took the picture of my feet that's posted on my profile, I have contracted that toe-nail virus on two toes. I killed it, but it takes a long tome for new nails to grow, so I have two toes on my right foot that are clipped shorter than normal. I dropped a pipe on the big toe of my left foot, it turned black, and is in the process of coming off. I haven't had a pedicure since Feb., and I have hardly any skin on either foot.

What I do have, is a SEXY man that wants to "Make Love" to my Sexy Feet, the feet he saw in the picture. It might take MONTHS for my feet to get back to normal, and all I wanted to do was make one small improvement.

This is my LIFE. It always happens this way to me. If things CAN go wrong, they will. I just don't know what to do next...Anyone care to help me out??????
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(Disclaimer) "They made me do it" Jun 19, 2009 4:11 pm
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Earlier this week I had lunch with a bunch of Girl Friends. After awhile "The Bucket List" came up and everyone started naming off what was on their list. As I've said before, I don't actually have a bucket list. The things I think I want to do changes all the time. For me there just doesn't seem to be an all consuming desire to do anything in particular. Of course they all started naming things like Going to Paris, or some other country. Going to different parts of the United States. Taking a Cruise, getting a Tattoo, or getting something pierced. One wanted to go 'Blond', another wanted to spend a week at a Spa. If one mentioned something interesting they all said "Oh Yeah, I'd like to do that too". At least no-one said they wanted to jump out of a Plane, or Bungee Jump. It seemed like the usual to me. Someone noticed I wasn't saying anything, and asked what was on my list. I told them I didn't have a list, but they insisted that "Everyone has a Bucket List", and just would not believe that I didn't. So I said, "O-K, I do, but it's all SEXUAL, and I don't want to talk about it". They just wouldn't shut-up, I had to do it.
Trust me, there are no PRUDES at this gathering, so I knew it would be very hard to get the 'Shock Value' that I wanted. I started out with a Simple one. I told them, "I want to spend the night with a man who has taken the little blue pill and can't get IT to go down".
From there I moved on to things that had words like 'Pole Dancing', 'Nudist Colony', 'Twenty Year Old', 'Threesome', 'All Night-er', and 'Porn Star' just to mention a few. That's when the fun started. They ALL had a list, and now they were telling all. It was a fun lunch, and as usual we embarrassed ourselves when we couldn't stop laughing. So we moved on to some shopping where we could walk away when people started looking at us Funny.
Which brings me to the QUESTION, "How many of you have a Sexual bucket list"? And, "Would you care to share"?
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I LOVE the way we make each other think. Jun 17, 2009 11:13 am
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I have my favorite bloggers, as most of you do. And I Love the way they make me think. But most of the time my response/comment gets so long I delete it and say to myself "I'll blog instead". Then I don't take the time.
Michiannared, a dear Friend, and one of my favorite bloggers inspired me today with her blog on past relationships.

I'm a people watcher, and the way I see it there are a lot of people that had a wonderful relationship and now are widowed. They want someone just like the one they lost. Not gonna happen folks, sorry. There are divorced people who are looking for the same/same one, because they were the cause of the divorce and now they are sorry and can't get over loosing the one they hurt. As I see it, if they got back together with that person there would be so many changes they probably wouldn't make it the second time around either. People grow and change. If you realize that and put the past in the past where it belongs, the future would look a lot better. Everyone has the capacity to be Cheaters, Abusers, Drug addicts, Alcoholics, Bad money handler, Overly critical, Socially retarded, Lazy, Politically incorrect, and many other things to numerous to mention, that cause break-ups. We don't say "Can't wait to find me another one like that". No, we say "Never again", but studies have shown that most of the time we gravitate to the same kind of people. Even when we think we have gone as far the other way as we possibly can, eventually we fine some of the same traits in the 'new' person if we are looking for them. That's because we are all human. Some human frailties we can forgive and move on , some we can't. I feel it's a conscious choice we make.

Having rambled on with my personal opinion, let me tell you about Me.
In my marriage I was made to feel inferior, dumb, inadequate, and pretty close to being a slave. I was accused of being unfaithful and under suspicion constantly. I had to account for every minute of my day. It wasn't till after my divorce that people (Friends???) told me of his affairs. I was told if I left him he would take my children away. The only way I coped was to spend my time raising my children, and in a way that they wouldn't be like him, if possible. I'm so glad to be away from that. I Love my life now.
Since my divorce I've had two serious relationships. Both of them started out with them offering me the world, and I got sucked in. Both turned out to be Needy, Clinging, Users, with no character, moral or otherwise. I'm glad to be out of both. If I feel myself being attracted to someone, that's the first thing I look for. So far I haven't met one that doesn't have those traits.
Most of the men I meet want to 'Teach me', 'show me the world', 'expose me to the finer thing in life'. LOL....I guess it's because of my life style. I'm just a Country Girl, and that's all I want to be.
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Asking for Prayers as well Jun 14, 2009 5:36 pm
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Seems a lot of us are asking for Prayers.
This is not the first time I've asked you all to ban together in Pray for some one. Today it's my 43 yr. old Daughter, she has lung cancer.
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Nashville Pic's May 29, 2009 7:19 am
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I got my Nashville pic's posted on Pic trail. Just go to fluff4812 if you want to see them. I didn't take a lot, I was laughing to hard.
Barbara
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