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Blogs > grasshopper1965 > My Blog


grasshopper1965 58M
27 posts
4/29/2016 9:38 pm
I am not a bad guy

Naked people keep running thru my mine.
I put Oxi powder in my mac & cheese. Like a bit.
I go to funerals and tell them you're next.
I feel all Shoplifter should be prostituted.

Face book couples fight all the time, then change their statues to "SINGLE"
I fight with my parent so I should change my statue to "ORPHAN"
Some people change their statues so often, their should be a default setting to "UNSTABLE"

I do not have the energy to pretend I like you
There should be one line for people who have their shit together.
I am much nicer if you do not know me.
"WE NEED TO TALK" is the one saying that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you ever done.
Becoming a Vegetarian is a huge missed "STEAK"
There's no "WE" in my food, so get away from me.

Keep rolling your eye's, maybe one day you will find your brain
OR MAYBE
So, when is the WIZARD getting back to you your brain.


P.S. found most of this stuff surfing the web. some are mine, some are theirs.



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