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Ratboy 68M
6 posts
2/8/2016 2:43 am
Customer Testimonial for New Product.


Dear Sirs, Your Vagina product has finally arrived, and I must say that I find it far superior to the 'Hand set' I have been useing for many years. It was difficccult to know what to do with my hands whilst I was useing your product; thank goodness I purchased the optional "fun bags " breast set as well. I was however unhappy to hear that there are No Free of Charge or Sample Vagina's available, all seem to require some form of advance payment in Goods, 'Services ' or money or all three. Also, I hope that your claim of " One-size-fits-all " is genuine. Further, I did order the Australien model vagina, but I seem to have received the American model. Although it seems to be easier to become familiar with initially, upon repeated use it seems to be overly demanding in service requirements. I should inform you that in regards to the question of off-spring with repeated use of the Vagina, that there is an after-market accessory available called a " condom ". I must say there are some pretty wild claims made about that product! I have heard that you have a new model of vagina comeing out soon called the " Paris Hilton easy-to-use" Please send me a brochure regarding same. Lastly, I don't know that it was such a good idea for me to to share the vagina with all my friends but they were thrilled and are going to buy Vaginas for themselves. Well Done ! - Ratboy -
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Re(2): Finally, the user's manual I ordered has arrived! (mature)
Posted on April 17, 2007 at 11:19:15 AM by Tongue-Fu

Dear Partially Satisfied Customer:

We regret to inform you that local statutes have forced us to discontinue the practice of providing freeware samples of our product, though shareware versions are still available.

If, as an Australian consumer, you are experiencing difficulties with the American model of our product, our technicians recommend that you rotate the product 180° clockwise prior to use.

We stand behind our claim that one size fits all, under normal circumstances. However, we have been made aware that certain minimum or maximum size parameters may be exceeded by our customers in China, Japan and parts of Alabama.

Production has been delayed on our Paris Hilton EZ-2-Use model, although many pictures of it can be found on most standard websites. Until this product becomes available, we are happy to offer you a pair of identical Olsen Trimline models for the same price.

Enjoy your fine GodCo Products!

More or less sincerely,

T. -Fu
President, North American Distribution