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Unsafe_Sax_54 69M
1228 posts
3/30/2020 1:57 pm
"So, an Australian Astrophyscist Walks Into an E.R....."


It sure sounds like the beginning of a joke. Dr. Daniel Reardon is a 27-year-old astrophysicist and research fellow at a Melbourne University who studies pulsars and gravitational waves. He was trying to help with the coronavirus problem and determined that getting people not to touch their faces was the thing. So far, so good.

It all went bad when he shoved magnets up his nose. A magnet in one nostril? Fine. Put them in the other side? They attach.

You thought YOU were having a bad day?


Unsafe_Sax_54 69M
1590 posts
3/30/2020 1:58 pm

Next up: he tries to prevent toilets and drains from circling in the wrong direction. With magnets. Shoved up......