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jiminycricket1 73M
13732 posts
9/17/2016 12:34 pm

I beg to differ, she's a hard shelled turtle, That hides its head and is hard to crack.
If there is even a chance you could get through, or force her to stick her neck
Then along come Lizst with his Turtle Wax.


jiminycricket1 73M
13732 posts
9/17/2016 2:57 pm

    Quoting Adolpho:
    The sight is so frightening that Maisie has banned all mirrors from the residence.
I love the metaphor. good one


jiminycricket1 73M
13732 posts
9/17/2016 3:05 pm

    Quoting Adolpho:
    Don't try to suck up to him because he is busy sucking up to Maisie..Listeria has given up on menage de trois since he quit associating with trannies...sorry but that leaves you out.
Too bad you couldn't keep it up.

( I don't know if that's a metaphor, but sure has more than one meaning )

Well don't feel bad... I'm not holier than thou.
or is that wholier? see, you think you'er a pitcher but you're just a catcher. ! OOPs I did it again.


jiminycricket1 73M
13732 posts
9/18/2016 8:50 am

    Quoting  :

Now , Now, correct grammar, as opposed to correct understanding

You have misplaced understanding with a misplaced comma.