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crazyhorse1946 78M
1406 posts
3/26/2015 1:50 pm
A tattoo joke

A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and tells the artist she would like two tattoos, one of Robert Redford on her left upper thigh, and one of Paul Newman on her right thigh. After hours of work the tattoo artist is finished and holds a mirror in between the womans legs for her to view.

The woman says,'' I don't know if these really look like Paul & Robert, and I ain't paying for this if it isn't right!'' She tells the artist she will go just outside the business and ask someone walking down the street if they know who the two men are on her thighs, if they answer correctly she would pay the artist.
She soon sees a man walking down the street, so she pulls up her skirt and asks him, '' Can you tell me who the man on my right thigh and the man on my left thigh are?''
The man replies, '' I dunno, but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson.''

shuel2002 65F
5537 posts
3/26/2015 2:08 pm

 And yet I can't post erotica here.
Elaine Shuel


Rocketship 80F
18601 posts
3/26/2015 3:07 pm

 LOLOLOLOL................


Abelle2 83F
31246 posts
3/27/2015 7:09 am

 Funny!


Nileyears 71F
4208 posts
3/27/2015 9:16 am

 I guess she doesn't have to pay!!




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