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crazyhorse1946 78M
1406 posts
12/24/2014 12:16 pm
50 years Together


Their three , all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed No. 1.
'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know
how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."

"Not to worry," said the father. "Important thing is we're all together today."

No. 2 arrived. "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from LA between
depositions & didn't have time to shop for you."

"It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."

Just then the arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! Sorry, but my boss is
sending me out of town & I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."

After they had finished dessert, the father said,
"There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time.
"You see, we were really poor, but we managed to send each of you to college.
Through the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much,
but we just never found the time to get married."

The three gasped and said, "WHAT? You mean we're B*A*S*T*A*R*D*S?"

"Yep", said the father, "Cheap ones too..."
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Robyn363 83F
3474 posts
12/25/2014 8:35 am

Bastards in every sense