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crazyhorse1946 78M
1406 posts
8/22/2014 1:34 pm
WHY SOME MEN MAY HAVE A AND NO WIFE

1. The later you are, the more excited your is to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
9. If a has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
10.. A will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
11.. If a smells another on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

To test this theory:

If you have a wife or significant other, lock her and your in the garage for an hour.

Then open it.... and see who's the happiest to see you !!!

lilium6 74F
4498 posts
8/22/2014 5:29 pm

 And dogs have a sense of humour




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