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In my first computer class, the prof gave us a homework assignment to create a file (on what was then, the mainframe), type something in it, close it and save it. I was already working as a computer operator, so I had spare time. A tired young man from Brazil Had a girlfriend he could not fulfill He wanted no rift So he gave her a gift A seventeen-pound kosher dill And then he made the mistake of showing it to the rest of the classs......
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In my first computer class, the prof gave us a homework assignment to create a file (on what was then, the mainframe), type something in it, close it and save it. I was already working as a computer operator, so I had spare time. A tired young man from Brazil Had a girlfriend he could not fulfill He wanted no rift So he gave her a gift A seventeen-pound kosher dill And then he made the mistake of showing it to the rest of the classs......
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Yup, these are breaking the monotony of a lot of the current blogs. 
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This is fun!
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There was a young man from Bombay, Who once made a pussy from clay, The heat of his Dick, Turned the clay into brick. And it chafed all his 4Skin away! Alfie...
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There was a young man from Bombay, Who once made a pussy from clay, The heat of his Dick, Turned the clay into brick. And it chafed all his 4Skin away! Alfie... 
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There was a young girl from Madras Who had a most beautiful ass Not rounded and pink As you probably think But Grey with long ears, and ate grass
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There was a young girl from Madras Who had a most beautiful ass Not rounded and pink As you probably think But Grey with long ears, and ate grass
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This will be for both of your comments...I just knew you would come up with a goodie, you did...2 of them! 
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Hmmm, rereading the comments and wondering what happened to the one to you... This one I haven't heard.
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There was a group for the old They had many stories to be told Instead of having fun and delight They chose to bicker and fight It left the others unhappy and cold Elaine Shuel
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Here's another one I made up: There was a guy named Drew His favorite meal was beef stew His wife caught him cheating in their bed She fed him cat food instead He grew whiskers and he had no clue Elaine Shuel
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This one made me laugh out loud!
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Two more good ones Dan!
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There was a group for the old They had many stories to be told Instead of having fun and delight They chose to bicker and fight It left the others unhappy and cold 
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I'm glad I made you laugh, along with the other Limericks posted.
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There was a guy named Alfie He met Ann and he needed to see Will his love be enough Being together might be tough It worked out well, we all can agree Elaine Shuel
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There was a guy named Alfie He met Ann and he needed to see Will his love be enough Being together might be tough It worked out well, we all can agree
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I'm glad you enjoyed this.....
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Thanks! How the heck have you been?
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There is a guy from South East Asia who lives in the country, Malaysia. He cannot write bawdy though he wants to badly so he is pleading amnesia. Live today as if it is your last For tomorrow will soon be in the past
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There is a guy from South East Asia who lives in the country, Malaysia. He cannot write bawdy though he wants to badly so he is pleading amnesia.
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