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A RICH ARAB IN A BAR Just a joke to bring you a little smile for a while. A RICH ARAB IN A BAR A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair. He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish. So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that every can hear: 'drinks for every in here, bartender, but not for the Jew over there'. Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says: 'Thank you', in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the Arab. He once again loudly orders drinks for every except the Jew. As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He continues to smile, and again yells: 'Thank you'. The Arab asks the bartender: "What's the matter with that Jew? I've ordered rounds of drinks for every in the bar except him, and all he does is smile and thank me." The bartender replies: 'He owns the place'.      Hoping the joke will please you, thank you for your read and views. Sincerely, Lisa.  *************************************************************** FOR THE FIRST ANNIVERSARY OF MY DECEASED HUBBY Dear readers, today, I am back with this special blog, it's my first for this present year, as I wanted it to be The Commemoration of the First Anniversary of my Husband's demise on the 10th May 2017. It's a Reverence, an Homage with all respects, a tribute to an exceptional man in my life during our 45 of marriage. He's been a respected man all through, with lots of virtues and integrity, an absolute devoted man to his beloved family. Therefore, I have devoted my first blog of this year to him. Thank you sincerely for your read and views. Lisa. ************************ Our beloved and unforgettable hubby and dad, it's year to date, since you've left us when God had called you home, in his great heaven. You've left us with regrets, shedding the last tears from your green eyes. Too weak, you were unable to tell us "Goodbye", but just staring at us until... You drew your last breath, then finally, your eyelids closed to never open again. These moments are explicitly engraved in our memory and in our hearts. Just... as your voice is distinctly recorded in our mind, which we'll never fail to recall. If I could give you some of my strength and health, to survive some more time, I would have voluntarily d so.... but Halas!!. God had wanted it otherwise. Despite your regrettable demise, your words and your advice will never be forgotten, Your wisdom, your quotes and your paragon, are for us, such great lessons. All through your life with us, you've been an exemplary spouse and father. You've d all your utmost best to give us such a decent and comfortable life. Our fanciful and important needs, you had provided us without any complain. Your respect, your care, your attention, your tolerance, your devotion and most of all "Your love", were a bundle of treasures that made our life marvelous as you wanted it to be. Your aim for our future, as you so desired and expressed it , will be achieved. Emily and I, we'll follow and accomplish all your former requests to us. Your best wishes for each of us, we've vowed to fulfill them accordingly. Those special memories of you, will always bring a tender smile to us. Your sweet and distinguish fragrances are still being smelt in your room. Though you have humbly bowed to death to honor God and his supreme will. If we could have you back just for a little while, we would feel so blissful. But... where you are now, you feel no pain, no suffering, no anxiety, and no fear. As you've g to heaven with God, who's keeping you in his mighty devine home. You are surely watching over us and guiding us from above, with the same devotion. Wherever we are or will be, we shall always remember you with love and admiration. "G... ALWAYS LOVED... AND... NEVER FORGOTTEN". REST IN PEACE OUR BELOVED AND CHERISHED HUBBY AND DAD. MAY OUR LORD GOD, KEEP YOU WITH HIM FOREVER AND EVER. From your Widow and : Elizabeth (Lisa) and Emily.           |
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It not only brought a smile, it made me laugh out loud
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LakeWalker, hi, Thank you so much for your nice comments, I myself keep smiling whenever I read this joke. Everyone can watch the sea on the other side, LakeWalker, if you go there, you will keep enjoying the FREE DRINKS from that Arab!!. Thanks again for your visit, I appreciate it very much too. My kind regards to you. Lisa.
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Hank hi, It's a great pleasure reading you again on my blog here. Thank you for your visit and your nice comments which am pleased for. As a change, I found it right to post such a joke, am glad you like it. Thanks again. And Enjoy your day too. Kind regards, Lisa.
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Abelle dear, hi, Am so gald for your visit and your wonderful comments which make me also smile. Thank you dear for it, though it's really a funny joke but it defines something about that Arab too. Thanks so much Abelle, hope reading from you again. My kind regards to you and Alfie. Lisa,
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LakeWalker, Then, you should go for it !!. You'll be very pleased fortunately. Lisa.
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MrsJoe, hello dear, How glad I am for the smile this blog of mine has given you!!, Am pleased for your appreciation and thank you so much for your visit and this pleasant comment. Keep on smiling MrsJoe, it helps preventing wrinkles too. Thanks again. Have a lovely day. My best wishes to your and Mr. Joe too. Lisa.
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Lisa, my LLD. Dear Lisa, love the joke. May be I shall smile the whole night for two reasons. Temptation of some one may end in frustration as the Arab may add another name in his rejection list while ordering free drinks for the third time! May be I should refrain myself from telling the second reason! Have a nice week. Lisa, MLLD. Warmest regards from look.
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Bigblock, hi, It's the first time I read you on my blog. Thank you so much for your visit and for your nice comments. You are always welcome on my blog, Bigblock. Am glad it has made you laugh aloud, keep even then a smile of it always. Thank you once more, hope reading from you again on my blog in the future. My kind regards to you. Lisa.
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Looklook MBN, hi Thank you very much for your visit and your wonderful comments. I do appreciate them too. I wish this blog of mine will always remind you about the disconcert and shame of that Arab. We always say: Who laughs last, laugh the best!!. Meanwhile keep on smiling too. It's the best thing to do. Enjoy your evening Looklook. I wish you all my best, mbn, Lisa.
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I like it, great joke
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Maudie dear, hello, Thanks so much for liking this joke on my hereby blog. Am glad that you appreciate it and for the laugh it gave you. Keep smiling Maudie, I enjoy your smile too. Have a good day. With my kind regards, Lisa.
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Mary Ann dear, hi, I won't refrain from stating my great pleasure reading you always on my blog. My heartfelt thanks always to you my dear friend. And am so glad that this joke has pleased you too, I felt it a must to post it for my readers to have a smile reading it. Thank you again Mary Ann. I wish you all my best and keep your smile always. Lisa.
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Flo9519, hi, You are warmly welcome to my blog Flo, am so pleased reading from you and thank you for appreciating my above blog. Am also glad to meet you for the first time on my blog too. You are so right, one must not mock on another, whomever he/she is but not everyone thinks the same, Flo, as you know. Thanks so much again. I hope reading from you again on my blogs. I wish you all my best for the future, dear Flo. With my kind regards. BTW, I have a niece also called Flo, a nice name really. Lisa, 
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