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Practical Management Lessons! The practical examples of Management Lessons that must be avoided at all times. The Story/Joke posted here under will tell us why! What is meant by, “Mind Changing Concept?” In other words how conventional thinking could be changed? Let us just read the under noted few lines of the joke that would unfold gradually; During the time when a bank robbery was in progress, one of the Robbers shouted to everyone present in the bank, “Don’t move. The money belongs to the depositors. Your life belongs to you!” In no time hearing the Robber, every one lay down quietly. Could we not call this a mind changing concept followed by the Robbers? Another Robber noticing a Lady lay on a table provocatively shouted at her, "Please be Civilized! This is a robbery and not a ra**!" This is called, “Being Professional”. The Robber focused only on what he was trained to do! The Robbers left the scene of robbery and returned to their den. After waiting a few minutes the younger Robber, who was an MBA, told to the leader who did not cross year 4 in a primary school, "Leader, let us count the loot to ascertain how much we robbed from the Bank.” The older Rubber who was the leader of the gang rebutted and said to the younger Rubber, “You are a stupid. There is so much money; it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV News will tell us how much we robbed from the Bank.” This is called "Experience” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! After the Robbers had left, the Bank Manager told the Bank supervisor to call the Police quickly. But the Supervisor said to him, "Wait! Let us take out $10 Million from the Bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 Million that we have previously embezzled from the Bank”. This is called "Swim with the Tide” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage! The Supervisor said: "It will be good if there is a Robbery every month." This is called "Changing Priority” Personal Happiness is more important than your job”. The next day, the TV News reported that $100 Million was taken from the Bank. The Robbers Counted and Counted and Counted, but they could only Count $20 Million. The Robbers were very angry and complained, “We risked our lives and took only $20 Million. The Bank Manager took $80 Million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a Robber!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!" Do the above indeed give examples of ‘Good Management Lessons’? This Story/Joke has not been written by me! It has since been sent by my Asian friend from Malaysia as usual! 
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There are many points to ponder here!
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Ahhhh YES!!! Very good~~~~  [/SIZE]
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Ahhhh YES!!! Very good~~~~
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This is a very good joke, LookLook. Thanks for brightening my day before the sun is fully up ! Fossil
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Smiling here, but sadly there is some truth in this joke! Have a great day. Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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Smiling here, but sadly there is some truth in this joke! Have a great day.
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Yes Mary Ann, both of you are right. I feel very sad when i see that we are rapidly forgetting something we used call honesty! Have a wonderful weekend!
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Thanks for your post. I shall surely upload more photos of my country soon for you to view. I have some photos ready for posting that depict rural scenes, specially showing farmers harvesting crops! This is now harvesting season in our country! Thanks again Mary Ann for telling me that you love to see the photos of my country. Have a nice week. Take care!
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