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Blogs > GavinLS2 > The Heretic


GavinLS2 69M
934 posts
12/14/2015 8:37 am
New Unit: USRSF

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) from Mississippi.

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They run around just like chicken
4. They don't like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music, or Jesus,
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt!

The Pentagon expects the problem in the Middle East to be over by Friday.
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--LOL!

GBU all,

Gavin

Abelle2 83F
31237 posts
12/14/2015 10:03 am

 I like it!


hermitinthecity 70M
1697 posts
12/14/2015 10:19 pm

 If they dont like banjos I'm in too.
Judgment Day will be interesting - and all paths lead there.




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