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lilium6 74F
4498 posts
4/24/2017 3:27 pm

... sick as frick!


jiminycricket1 73M
13732 posts
4/24/2017 4:24 pm

You know it's really strange that speaking a truth is an attack on Trump!
You don't even have to mention his name.


lilium6 74F
4498 posts
4/24/2017 9:30 pm

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I enjoy dry humour and responded in kind (just in case you missed the irony)


sparkleflit 76F
10271 posts
4/24/2017 10:10 pm

When I first read this satire, I had just finished reading the transcript of the AP interview with Trump, which made Borowitz even funnier......or maybe the AP interview was his inspiration.........


starwomyn 70F
8871 posts
4/25/2017 1:22 am

Trump is a typical New Yorker - they talk fast , skip words and have improvised grammar. Whereas a black person coming up in the world has to really watch their p & q's. Trump is not worried about political correctness.

Abracadabra


jiminycricket1 73M
13732 posts
4/25/2017 6:54 am

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If you weren't so funny, you'd be sadly stupid.


jiminycricket1 73M
13732 posts
4/25/2017 7:05 am

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I hate to be grammatically correct, and a spell monitor but I enjoy correcting you..... and your misunderstanding.

In your case, It's not satire. it's sad ire

One thing we know, you and your buddy big, don't use the same bathroom. I know it, but I still haven't decided which one of you, has got to be told....to squat to pee!


jiminycricket1 73M
13732 posts
4/25/2017 7:09 am

    Quoting lilium6:
    I enjoy dry humour and responded in kind (just in case you missed the irony)
He didn't miss the point....he just missed the toilet. The only person he was actually talking to was big. His use of the word "comrade", was pretty funny in that regard.


jiminycricket1 73M
13732 posts
4/25/2017 7:40 am

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"fake news"... You actually buy into that crap..... There is no such thing.

The news isn't fake, but the people who hear it are.

You are the prime example of that.

Now maybe to you,
In a room full of light bulbs, Sarah Palin, may light up just the smallest corner of the room. But the rest of us don't live in the smallest corner of the room. Maybe to you, Romney, making 20 million a year, an that's just chump change. (please note, Romney was at least honest, when he turned over his tax returns)

Now the reason, I find you to be funny, instead of sadly stupid. is because when it come to jokes, the jokes on you.


jiminycricket1 73M
13732 posts
4/25/2017 7:56 am

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See, you don't even understand what you say.......

figure this one out........

It's being stupid to be funny, but it's not being funny to be stupid. Depending on how you look at it!

Let me me translate... I got to try to be stupid to be funny. You are just funny being stupid.


bijou624

4/25/2017 8:22 am

If President Obama was a gentleman he could dangle a few participles and use words like yuuuggge and bigly once in awhile just so Trump wouldn't seem so illiterate and uninformed by comparison.


sparkleflit 76F
10271 posts
4/25/2017 10:16 am

    Quoting jiminycricket1:
    If you weren't so funny, you'd be sadly stupid.
Poor Bigblock is missing an imagination, his thinking runs on rails......It's as if he is afraid that entertaining various ways of looking at a situation is immoral or wrong in some profound way.....His rigidity is set in cement.

There used to be another man here with a similar affliction....60minman.......There was no way you could play with an idea or come at a situation from a different angle....Rich is another...."set in stone" is a phrase that was coined for the minds of these men.


hobsonschoice 75F
3600 posts
5/17/2017 1:06 pm

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No one is condemning your opinion, it would seem they are condemning Alex Pareene's. Quotations, quotations, quotations, give those with original thoughts some credit.

"What you people who have condemned my opinion have just shown their intolerance for others opinions. Only your opinions count and damn anyone who dares to disagree." Bigblock

Your comment above to ET is laughable.