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.....As always the Florida Bash seems to bring out the best in people. Must be the weather or maybe the ocean, but after all is said and done it was the people. We all are different but those differences were in the dumpster outside the Hotel for 4 wonderful days (& nights)......Seems like everytime I said Hi to Rosie Rosie a gargantuan hug ensued. She should have gotten the Hug Trophy. What a charming lady she was. OK 60minman tell us what you did....Well the day of the dinner/dance that morning I got a lap dance from a coonskin cap belonging to Country girl one would have to have been there to see it. That afternoon they decide to have the sexy men leg contest. Not having shorts on I thought I would escape however I was told to pull my pants up and walk the line. Sure glad they didn't tell me to drop my pants. I did walk the line showing my legs but I was no match for Honest Injun for I think he received all the votes. Next came pass the cuke. Here I was with a big cucumber between my legs trying to give it to Meme. She kept telling me to get it up get it up. Seems like that's the story of my life I just couldn't give it to her. It wouldn't go up and she couldn't get low enough.....Next came the plunger toilet roll event. Here I am this time with a plunger between my legs trying to poke it in the toilet paper hole between Memes legs. She kept yelling "slide it in" I said "you've squeezed it shut", she said "push harder" I said "its no use the stick went down"......Finally after two losses It wasn't to enthused about the balloon butt race. Well I at least had to save face so Meme and I were entrants. With a balloon between our butts we got off to a slow start, but with a massive effort we both found a rhythm and finished a close second. Redemption at last.......You know I am so glad that this was a Senior event for I would not want my children to witness the craziness. After years of raising them to be responsible sensible adults they probably would say my god look what raised us!!............ " If guns kill people then pencils misspell words" |
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11/3/2009 9:12 pm |
Oh my gosh..... lapdance, sexy leg contest, cucumber between your leg passing, plunger toilet roll with lots of squeezes and shut, and a balloon between butts contest.... OMG    how fun and yes craziness too and I bet lots of laughter and great memories.
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11/3/2009 9:37 pm |
It was so much fun, loved meeting you and your lovely wife "Truth, wisdom, love, seek reasons, malice only seeks causes" Johann Kaspar Lavater
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11/3/2009 10:40 pm |
WOW! What a NEAT description of all the fun I missed!!!!!!!!! THANKS FOR THAT! All's well that ends well!
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 11/3/2009 11:21 pm |
Sounds like a really fun time 
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 11/3/2009 11:35 pm |
Next time... I gonna give you a book to read with instructions!  Rich you were too much fun and Carol was a darlin to let you take this kind of abuse! I have laffed so much ..even now thinkin about it! Pluzzze don't tell your children!!! You were a great sport! Thanks! Give CJC a big ole hug for me!
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11/4/2009 12:56 am |
Thanks for opening the door and walking us through the fun and laughter. I enjoyed the tour. Blessings
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11/4/2009 1:17 am |
Sounds pretty dicey to me, Rich, LOL LOL. Maybe someday Sandy and I can go to one and meet all you lovely folks. Thanks so much for the great laughs, reading your post. Mike
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11/4/2009 2:44 am |
That was a hoot! Nice to hear you all had Large time. Thanks for sharing the photos. Hugs to you and cjc! If you are doubting something, doubt your limits
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11/4/2009 5:30 am |
Thanks Richard...I loved your descritpions of the games.....and ya know I just don't give a pass on the sexy legs contest..ya legs..you are in....LOL Thanks so much for joining in the fun....even the other hotel guests enjoyed the craziness and they were young..LOL!!It was great to see you both again! Living my life for the memories I will have....... not the regrets of what never was......
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11/4/2009 5:40 am |
And he enjoyed every minute of the fun..............had to give him a little push once or twice but thats all it took...........never laughed so hard in my life.............and yes he is a sweetie and good sport.................
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11/4/2009 5:43 am |
ahem....ahem....Who won the balloon butt contest? Why I believe that would have been Lakeman and I! At least you got a chance at the cucumber...I was 4th in line, and my team mates kept droppin' it!  Belle
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11/4/2009 5:47 am |
Richard - If you can't get it up for Meme you have a major problem. I guess Viagra wouldn't have helped in this case, would it? Alfie...
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11/4/2009 6:26 am |
I don't know your children but I kinda think that if they saw Dad in action they would have said........Way to go Dad!!  May you be in Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you're dead! Irish Blessing
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11/4/2009 6:30 am |
What a terrific read! Thanks for bringing us to the party!!! "He who knows not the world, knows not his own place in it." Marcus Aurelius
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11/4/2009 7:17 am |
Hiya my darling friend 60minman, it was a great pleasure meeting and of course hugging you and your lovely lovely wife CJC. I'm so glad you both had a wonderful time, and so did I. 60minman darling, may I give you one last hug???? Why??? Because you're such a big teddy bear, so huggable and sweet... may I??? NO MORE HUGS!!!! Ok then, til we meet again. Love you and CJC. Take care & hugs Luv ya   
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11/4/2009 7:26 am |
Dang..... and I missed it all ~~~~~ 'til next year! I Hope You Dance - Lee Ann Womack
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11/4/2009 8:45 am |
Now that does sound like a 'LARGE' time was had by all. I loved the descriptions of the games... they sound hilarious...the dialogue was even better....lol I was giggling all through it. Hmmm... Hon.. there's always next year .............. Sandy Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it. J. Petit Senn
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11/4/2009 8:52 am |
It was great reading about the contests. Loved seeing Larry's and Salsa's pictures on the pic tail place. You and Carol are a great couple and lots of fun! "The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed." - Chamfort
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11/4/2009 9:13 am |
Yes, we had a super LARGE time and we owe a lot of thanks to Michianaredhead for all her wonderful efforts, her creativity, her extra hard work and yet enjoying every moment! For those of you who can't get into FB for bash pics, you can always check out Larry's photos on picture trail under his old handle 'larry2luv4u' or mine (I only posted a few) as 'frenchsalsa2'. Please feel free to comment and enjoy.
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11/4/2009 11:52 am |
[image] Hi 60 minutes I finally made a St Pete's Bash. We enjoyed meeting those I knew from the Carolina Country Bashes and those I have talked to from the Blogs. I think michianaredhead and everyone that helped, did a super job. Will be posting many pictures on my Face Book Site "Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life."
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11/4/2009 12:51 pm |
I shoulda warned to stay aways from that suthin girl!  ,,, thanks for the great description..... wish i had been there
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11/4/2009 6:47 pm |
I was forced into that lap dance by CJC...LOL Thought for a minute there you were having "The Big One".... My children haven't seen me with my peers, but they already tell people that their parents aren't the same people that raised them...LOL Everything looks impossible for the people who never try anything Jean Louis Etienne
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11/5/2009 8:28 am |
My, those contests descriptions really sounded , ummmm, exciting and fun.
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11/7/2009 12:47 am |
gosh wish I could have been there to witness all of the fun!!! I am still taking care of my sister in San Diego and she was not well enough for me to leave her even for a few days, hope to make next years bash.
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11/9/2009 11:02 am |
gosh wish I could have been there to witness all of the fun!!! I am still taking care of my sister in San Diego and she was not well enough for me to leave her even for a few days, hope to make next years bash.I plan to hot-tub in my undies (after I've deleted everyone's picture files from their computer) then do a Keith Moon on the room (while the 80 year-old, five-foot security guard) is still in my bed. And what I can do with a cucumber, a.k.a. "The Duke of Cuke," I'm waaaaay better with an audience. Best of all, we'll all get to read about it on SFF from November, 2010...... 'til Christmas, 2023.
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